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@WhitneyMwenje @gladyswanga @gpdkaluma @LindaMwananchi_ Don't worry. You only need to believe in Charles Darwin theory of evolution.

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Hello. I am having internet downtime on my home account 780089771 since noon. What a welcome gesture to this new service I subscribes to!
@AIRTEL_KE

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@polo_kimanii Y

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@sholard_mancity E

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@Safaricom_Care kindly reverse this money. I am unreachable. Dear customer, we have received a reversal request of Kshs.50 sent by DANIEL MWENDA GITONGA for SIL2ELYOW2. To accept forward this SMS to 456 or pick the call from 0722000000.

Regards

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@joe_kimachia @kmpdu @koske_felix @Nakhumicha_S A very clear evidence that apart from the Jellyfish, some humans can actually survive without a brain

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@paulinenjoroge You give up on following PCC. Then you meet one of your old classmates who connects you to a job opening abroad. You start the process of applying for a passport. Niendelee ama nisiendelee?

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@WilliamsMkenya Maybe Nakuru is not yet updated. I refilled my 6kg gas yesterday at Ksh. 1300

[Kayzee Kz @KayzeeKd]

Natukae na undugu
Amani na ushuru
Raha tusipate na ustawi

[Kenya Power @KenyaPower_Care]

Good evening, please find the scheduled power interruptions for tomorrow. ^MM

[Kayzee Kz @KayzeeKd]

The following events have happened since Arsenal last won the EPL. Leicester promoted, won league & FA CUP and got relegated. Man City & Chelsea won their maiden EPL and UCL titles and added a few later

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@Kenyans No

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There was very little time for bargaining during the nomination of running mate to the President. Remember it was secretly between Kindiki and Gachagua till the last minute. So those of you asking what was the bargain end of Gachagua in this presidency, you all have the answers

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Happy Sabbath. Shabbat Shalom!!!

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Happy Sabbath. Shabbat shalom

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Following labor day tax declarations, this is enough evidence that only those with KRA pins should be legible to vote. Indeed democracy is expensive and we should seriously relook how we choose our leaders.

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A people will listen to a clueless village chatterbox than an expert who witholds information for fear of being challenged

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_The elephant has finally fallen with thunder and buried. Arsenal suffer massive defeat in the penultimate game_..

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*Michael Carrick's U-18 West Ham united defeated Jack Wilshere's U-18 team in FA cup finals played at Emirates stadium*

[Kayzee Kz @KayzeeKd]

Man City vs Arsenal game is the title decider. Like it or hate it