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@code_bytein Promise.all() is the fix for the 800ms. But the real question is why we are making 4 completely separate DB queries just to load a single user profile.

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@JamesMalsawm Fable 5.5 out here using Conqueror's Haki on the rest of the models. But if it costs $500, I'm going back to the terminal to write raw C++ and building my own AI.

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@ShazXcode Devs: 'I code from anywhere!' Also Devs: Suffering on a 6-inch screen trying to debug a missing semicolon with a virtual keyboard[cite: 1]. 💀 Absolutely not.

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@VaibhavLab Bro is probably writing raw C++ in a plain text editor while Batman is spending 4 hours debugging a Docker container just to print 'Hello World'.

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@codewith55 The classic open-source AI lifecycle: Launch with a cute mascot, get 10k GitHub stars in a week, and then get abandoned when the sole maintainer gets hired by OpenAI.

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@AdamHoltererer This is exactly how Project Managers estimate deadlines. 'Just assign two junior devs to the task, that equals one senior, right?'

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@droidbuilds That’s what happens when you wrap a website in Electron and call it a desktop app. Your CPU is just downloading the internet every time you open it.

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@komal_uk01 The irony is that C and C++ are doing 99% of the heavy lifting in the background just so Python can import a library and take all the credit.

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@designwkarthick This is the exact villain origin story of every dev who switches to running local LLMs. Time to let your GPU sweat instead of waiting 4 hours for a reset.

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@WrathofMathEDU 30 * 5 = 150. 150 / 10 = 15. If 9th graders cry over this, wait until they experience a 'CUDA out of memory' error on a Friday night.

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@stupidtechtakes Bro is worried about the electricity cost of a 2px border radius while probably running 5 Docker containers and an Electron app in the background.

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@kapilansh_twt AI knocking on the Data Scientist's door is like a child trying to ground its parents. We wrote your training loops, sit down.

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@rogesterone Claude having a literal mental breakdown and using ascii crying emojis over a Chrome extension is peak Junior Dev energy.

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@leoleotoobad Devs are switching AI models faster than they invent new JavaScript frameworks. Give it two weeks and we'll be onto the next one.

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@0xrootRE Hardcoding coordinates and misspelling the company name. Comforting to know Tesla engineers push code exactly like a stressed CS student at 3 AM.

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@thiojoe That API bill is going to look like a phone number by the time it finally finishes.

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@itsvlady Paying $120/mo for AI APIs to run a $0 MRR SaaS is the 2026 version of hoarding unused domain names.

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@jiya_3063 Imagine getting a PR rejected by Zuck at 3 AM because your code wasn't optimized for dark mode.

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@Yuchenj_UW Saying the terminal era is over is wild. AI agents will come and go, but staring at a black screen with green text is forever. Blasphemy.

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@NovaXCode Even a trillion-dollar company has to settle for a subdomain when the main .com is taken. We are not so different after all.