Charlie Wilson

Don't let me waste my life on another social networking site...

[Thor @thorofficial]

#SuaveAsgardian http://t.co/2Nd6hKm78P

[AnotherGreen @Anothergreen]

#WhyImVotingUkip Because I don't want elephants taking English mammals jobs http://t.co/GG4amGuByC #UKIP

[Shukla 🦋 @ApplePieQueen_]

Lord RT @WhyImVotingUKIP: #WhyImVotingUkip because I want to preserve our British culture. http://t.co/MRY9j7Sbi1

[FRED's Teaching Reading @FREDsTeaching]

#WhyImVotingUkip because the Circle Line on London Underground isn't a circle and it really should be.

[DaisyJDog @DaisyJDog]

#FatShamingWeek is stupid because food bowls are good. But #CatShamingWeek is good because cats are stupid.

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

Goodbye GISHWHES

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

Beep! Beep! It's 7 am!

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

Beep! Beep! It's 7 am!

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 A.M.

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

shoutout to @lexisalarmclock who needs more followers plus more jokes to come

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00AM (actually)

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

hey @jarpad are you ignoring us? Hint: to stop this tweeting: compliment Misha... please.

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00AM!

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

Why do you have to be careful at sunrise and sunset? Because day breaks and night falls. #clockhumour

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? (Time to get a new watch!) #clockhumour

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

Which candy can’t get anywhere on time? Choco-late! #clockhumour

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

what do you all listen to on your alarms?

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

@AmazingPhil the sickness is coming. It's the #aCLOCKalypse

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

@i_am_the_alarm that's a lie it's 3pm (my owner fixed me I can tell the time)

[Charlie Wilson @KazysLovesAngel]

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. #clockhumour