DELUSIONAL if you think this man is getting his jersey retired by the Lakers. 8 years. 3 missed playoffs. 3 1st round exits. 1 Bubble ring. Failed Space Jam movie. Wasted Nepo Baby draft pick.
Get the fuck out of LA.
LeBron James’ Laker Legacy:
- 3x Missed Playoffs
- 2x Swept
- Sonned by Cam Payne
- Forced a roster spot for his son
- Ruined Westbrook and AD
- .500 all-time record
- Zero championship parades
- Turned Gold to Banana Yellow
Crashes the offensive glass. Doesn't get it. Sprints back hoping for a defensive board. Shot goes in. He is visibly upset. Forgets to inbound ball. Dame has to tell him to get it. Finally gets his rebound with a second left and squeezes it for dear life.