Kris

Photographer. Color/Light Enthusiast. Organized Mess. Contemporary Chaos. Mother To The Most Beautiful Little Girl In The World. Engaged And Proud.

[Kris @KbotPhotography]

I'm pretty sure that the last thing I tweeted was in 2013. Welp...time to remedy that. #tweetthrowdown

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Wow guys, it's been awhile. #lateasfuck

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@Dannyuabb Been awhile, but hello.

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@PiratesDontSkip Eh, alive. Just busy. Kiddo will do that to you.

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Only part of the vast collection. @JaredLeto @tomofromearth @ShannonLeto @30SECONDSTOMARS

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Charlie Hunnam refuses to have a body double as Christian Grey?! Is it my birthday?!?!

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Farting can actually help reduce high blood pressure and is beneficial to your health.

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One in every eight American workers has been employed by McDonald's.

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Every 20 minutes, 1,851,000 statuses are updated on Facebook.

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A study claims the key to a perfect night's sleep is going to bed at exactly 10PM, having a cup of tea beforehand, and wearing pajamas.

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Jim Carrey would wear tap shoes to bed just in case his parents needed a little laughter in the middle of the night.

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To discourage necrophilia, ancient Egyptians would let the bodies of beautiful women decompose for about 4 days before embalming them.

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2/3rds of baby seals are killed by adult male seals flocking to find a female mate.

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All 13 minerals required to sustain human life can be found in alcoholic beverages.

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The #Virgo woman will try her best to be perfect, look perfect and feel perfect even though there is no such perfection.

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@theelderleto #missyousobad #youhavenoidea

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Ahhh Svengoolie. How I've missed you.

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Watching too much porn can actually cause depression, anxiety and erectile dysfunction.

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#Virgo women like smart guys. If you're dumb and rich, forget about it!

[Kris @KbotPhotography]

@eliasmallin @TyLiner I agree with this whole-heartedly. I haven't seen you both in AGES.