Kevin

Just your average white guy that went to Panama once and thinks he can speak Spanish

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

@realDonaldTrump The US is spending way too much time and money on "Progress and Equality" when we should devote more time and money towards "Progress and Quality". Better than Biden 2020

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

😂😂😂 now he’s speaking like a president !

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

Does this @CNN reporter realize what's wrong with this title? A blind person sees? Haha what¿ https://t.co/BY5kYeXa5w

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

I'm not a gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one 😎

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

Think my mother might be a Karen

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

Not kinky😑

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If your girlfriend brings gardening shears into the bedroom, it's time to find a new girlfriend.

Listen to @EverybodyAwful here: https://t.co/55A6epLJKs

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

Tmw the girlfriend kisses you and asks, "Is that TETRAZINI sauce?"
It's called Tzatziki @figgieesmalls learn your sauces!!

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

"What's a circle in three dimensions?"

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

Raw sex.
Me, 19.
Nick Kroll, 17.

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

Been know to be on both sides of this equation. I'll go in for a kiss and get about 2 inches away from her and say, "High five" as I hold out my hand. Or when she's bloated and tired but still grinds on it when we in bed, "stop teasing me!"😂😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ladies man. @podfathersshow (via ig:cloooey._)

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

@barstoolsports @PodfathersShow This is you @figgieesmalls

[SAFDIE @JOSH_BENNY]

🎶🎵HITS FROM THE BONG🎵🎶

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

@chrisdelia Snowpiercer was trippy as fuck

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

@Scavino45 The vid is doctored. She's repeatedly ripping the same papers. Not sure why she did it that one time as I didnt watch the SoTU, but I have no issues with the current sitting president, I just can't stand to see fake news being spread like this. Dont like Pelosi much, but come on.

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

@SexWithEmily (Baby voice) "This is Barry!" *grabs teddy bear next to her and shoves it in my face* She brought that bear all the fucking way to that 2015 New Years party. She went on to date my best friend a year or 2 later. They are no longer together... SURPRISE! She was nuts.

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

After living in Panama nobody can argue with me about arroz con salchichas. NOBODY!!

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

When you accidentally spill beer on your girl during a night out and she makes you pay for it con un golpe fuerte en su estómago

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

WHAT A KICK #UFC247

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

At least Duke beat UNC in style. Too bad Providence wont make it anywhere close for a while. UNC can suck it!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

2020 UNC may make Roy Williams retire

[Kevin @Kbottoms8]

@elonmusk memes are getting out of hand🤣

[MichaelTCoffee @MichaelCuppa]

@neiltyson

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Drake and Josh theme song is a generational bop (via ig/thesidiyer)