Kaley Garrison

I'd rather be asleep

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

@UnderdogFantasy

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

@UnderdogFantasy

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

@petermarietoto Try the Siamese Cat next time your in SF. It’s Thai.

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Derek Carr looks like he wears white sunglasses #nfl #chiefs #ChiefsKingdom

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@resistance_ms I hadn’t heard of it either! Very interesting to research. Interested to hear from a professional on the topic

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

The media picks apart #brianlaundrie and #BrianLaundrieparents to the finest detail but are skipping Brians last Pinterest post 🧐 this seems important as it was posted around the same time #gabbypetitio went missing??! Thoughts?

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So they search around men’s hotel rooms for the first time and they also just happen to find a folder full of screen time strategy?! This show is not a reality show but very very scripted. Imma still watch tho. #TheBachelorette

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

@UberFacts The Lost Boys: Not underrated at the time, but currently under discussed and under played on tv to the point no millennials or gen Z has ever heard of it

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

@nofishnofungus @UberFacts Amen. If the writers could give a brief statement to round out where this story line was going I could sleep at night.

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

BIP- where some contestants are allowed to date multiple people at once and some people aren’t and the only way to find out is to try it and see if you get yelled at by other people for dating multiple people by people who are also dating multiple people #BachelorInParadise

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Am I the only one who thought Tituss Burgess was calling this party a “tight ass party” only to realize he’s actually calling it a “Tituss party”?#BachelorInParadise

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Me after binging Brand New Cherry Flavor #Netflix #BrandNewCherryFlavor

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Abigail: it takes me 8 months to call a guy my boyfriend. Also Abigail: goes on a dating show where the end goal is to get married to a stranger after 8 weeks #BachelorInParadise

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Blake waiting back stage for Katie and Greg’s soap opera performance to be over #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Someone who is currently happily engaged doesn’t hold on to this much aggression towards an ex. I said what I said. #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Why did Damian bring Francesca as his date when his actual gf was there? Why did Diamond bring a dude she’s never met? Why did Amber care about LC’s past with Mark? Why didn’t Barnett take the TIFFANY’s bag from Jess? Why don’t I remember Rory??! But Cam and Lauren tho ❤️

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Bachelornation or Bachelorbation? #TheBachelorette

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Katie to Thomas: “your bachelor audition ends here,” from the girl who went from a contestant on the Bachelor to the Bachelorette bc that’s how this game works #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Just to be clear, every single one of these guys would love to be the next bachelor if they don’t get the final rose. There’s technically 2 winner per season: the final rose recipient and the next bachelor/bachelorette. #TheBachelorette

[Kaley Garrison @KcKaley]

Katie: I’m sending home Cody on rumors he’s here for fame.
Also Katie: casted as the bachelorette that is guaranteed stardom, talk shows, magazine covers and dancing with the stars. #TheBachelorette