Kid Presentable 🇵🇸

Just a piss baby pee boy in a poop adult shit world (He/Him)

[Kid Presentable 🇵🇸 @KdPresentable]

We've all heard a lot of negative comments about the recent changes to twitter, but in the name of fairness I want to share some of the good things they have been doing too

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[Kid Presentable 🇵🇸 @KdPresentable]

An elementary school is just a data center that hasn’t been built yet

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Me: Thank God there are only 19 wolves attacking me. 1 more wolf I wouldn’t be able to stop them

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Don’t worry fellas I got a couple more cooks coming in. Hopefully they’ll figure out what keeps spoiling this broth

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ok but is the gift horse allowed to look ME in the mouth?

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9 years and not one miss

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

"Carpool Karaoke: The Series" is up there with the Emoji Movie in terms of ideas that have zero actual appeal

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Saw an econ major on here making fun of a business major as if that’s not like a middle schooler talking shit on elementary school

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@JustChump mmmhgfff

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If you give me a fish, I wouldn’t eat for a day. I can eat a fish way faster than that

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If James Cameron was smart he would have made this into a bear in a video game

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

James Cameron's personal sketch of the Terminator before making the film

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@cosherooo this one relatable for you?

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Thought I was really sick but luckily the doctor said the cancer was all in my head! 😃

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Threw a couple robux in the church collection basket. Get yourself a new skin father Kyle. You earned it

[Kid Presentable 🇵🇸 @KdPresentable]

@Kearvyn Google built the OS for the phone.
Apple built the OS for the wrist.
Nobody built the OS for the bathroom.
Until now.
You talk to Aura — your concierge. Behind her sits 13 agents each with a camera on a different location on your toilet

[Kid Presentable 🇵🇸 @KdPresentable]

Me: Doctor, I am depressed

Doctor: There’s a twitter user named Kid Presentable…

Me: But doctor—

Doctor: I hate that fucking guy. I wish HE was depressed. I wanna shoot that guy

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@Cringusxd @a_hiding_person @Liv_Agar @Brian5_8_1899 hammerfell new jersey you mean

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Good art is always offensive to someone

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So stoked to hear Sykkuno is gonna learn and grow from this! Pookie is gonna get so smart and big 🤤

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So stoked to hear Sykkuno is gonna learn and grow from this! Pookie is gonna get so smart and big 🤤

[Sykkuno @Sykkuno]

A message from me and my girlfriend

[Kid Presentable 🇵🇸 @KdPresentable]

Doctor just injected me with “the serum.” Will keep you updated

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Doctor how can the problem be caused by the crack? It makes me feel awesome

[Kid Presentable 🇵🇸 @KdPresentable]

Not even asking if we can pretend that the airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars anymore. Just doing it. That’s how much of a freak I am