I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
No, THANK YOU! Truly a honor to wear the 💜💛 while trying to continuing the greatness & legacies that came before me! Hope I made a few proud during my stint. 🙏🏾🫡👑
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🎙️ 21 Savage on Drake:
🗣️ “I got nothing but respect for Drake. Bro still one of the greatest to ever do it and these last 3 projects been hard. He still dropping hits, still evolving and still running the game after all these years.”
🗣️ “That Kendrick situation ain’t stopping nothing. I even told Drake not to respond ‘cause people already had their minds made up before the battle started. It ain’t about bars at that point… they wanted him to lose regardless.”
🗣️ “At Drake level, people always waiting on your downfall. But greatness gon’ be greatness regardless.”
Drake can’t win actually.
Purest art is inspired by your own life, unless Drake is talking about how his year has been. Then it’s corny.
Purest art comes from your truest emotions, unless you’re Drake, then it’s man up or you’re soft or you’re pioneering victim rap.
And then if you do man up and start talking tough, then it’s don’t nobody wanna hear all that from a light skin Canadian.
Great art connects with people and holds up a mirror to people’s lives so that they can see themselves in it, unless you’re Drake…then it’s shopping mall music.
Oh and of course, mixed race people are black people too, unless you’re Drake, then you’re a colonizer. It’s different with Cole.
You only need one American parent to be entitled to American citizenship, unless you’re Drake, then it doesn’t count. You’re “not like us”.
It’s genius if Hov, Wayne and Ye switch flows, and surf waves and experiment with different styles, but if you’re Drake, then you’re a culture vulture, and you aren’t hiphop.
This shit makes as much sense as beep ping bop boop, but don’t quote me on this.
A new Super Smash Bros. game is reportedly releasing as early as 2027, per Kiwi Talkz
Masahiro Sakurai is rumored to be working on the game since finishing Kirby Air Riders
Quick timeline of the takes surrounding Lakers-Rockets, with a prediction on tomorrow’s.
April 17th: “The Lakers have NO chance. They’ll be lucky not to be swept.”
April 20th: “If LeBron pulls this off I’ll call him the GOAT.”
April 22nd: “The Rockets are frauds!”
April 25th: “The Rockets are the dumbest team I’ve ever seen! Anyone would beat them!”
April 30th: “The Lakers are cooked & LeBron is exhausted. Rockets in 7.”
May 1st: “LeBron is going to blow a 3-0 lead & his GOAT case is over!”
May 2nd: “Yeah, the Lakers won, but it’s actually not that impressive, the Rockets were pretenders.”