K. Mart

I tweet about Notre Dame Football, Loyola and Bulls basketball and the slow moral collapse of our Republic.

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

I really don’t deserve @KristenGeil. Thanks @tjlavin! https://t.co/LogwUAgKZH via @bookcameo

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

How do you fuck up the 250th this badly?
It’s such an easy win. An average Summer day on the Mall is a hundred times more full. You have to work to make it this empty.

This regime is such a bizarre tragicomedy.

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

The Sophie Cunningham meme is an all-timer

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

@IMGOSCHLEEP @drayinvests They’re gonna own live sports

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

@Breaking911 “Harassing” and it’s just someone exercising their first amendment right

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

$1B taxpayer dollars for this senseless cruelty

[Jim DeFede @DeFede]

BREAKING
Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz Shutting Down Permanently, sources tell @cbsmiami

https://t.co/ru5BtG8l6p

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

I wish I was half as good at anything as Messi is at soccer. Just a truly otherworldly, supreme talent.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

MESSI WITH THE BRACE TO PASS MARTA FOR THE MOST-EVER GOALS, MAN OR WOMAN, IN A FIFA WORLD CUP 🇦🇷

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

It’s perfectly ethical for Tara Palmeri to air Rep. Cammack talking about how Republican abortion laws in Florida nearly got her killed. She was on the record, and it’s not Tara’s fault Cammack has to hide her real story from Republican colleagues who keep supporting laws that endanger women.

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

@WilliamHogeland When I walked my NY buddy steps from my apartment to the beach… he looked at me and said “this is just here? We’d have to sit in traffic for 4-hours to get this in NY” and every time I think of it I try to go to the beach more.

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

@TheTNHoller Absolutely flambéed us 😂

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

@RealJMPeterman @JoeBiden Our country will be infinitely better when your kind are gone

[pika capital @pikacap]

Hear me out… this should be the USMNT’s official world cup chant

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

@Ceruti Loud and wrong

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

Lol

[PropSwap @PropSwap]

🚨The bet of the World Cup!🚨

These own goal tickets just cashed! $500 to pay $43,000 & $1000 to pay $56,000 #WorldCup

[K. Mart @kdotmart]

😂

[talmon joseph smith @talmonsmith]

"Alexi left us!"

Zlatan: “America, you’re welcome”

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

This quote from the Argentinian Ambassador to the United States is incredibly badass, and perfectly encapsulates the early vibes of this World Cup:

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[Maia @maiamindel]

wow, a pride related controversy was fake and caused by bad faith conservative bullshit? unprecedented

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

It remains an incredibly grim but admittedly very bleakly funny running bit that we got an administration obsessed with LETHALITY and WARFIGHTERS and then almost immediately had one of the most humiliating defeats in American military history