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Chronicles of a Light

[damisfit @KeBants]

That was yesterday's Cheese 🧀.

It's time to find New Cheese.

[SamWel😶‍🌫️ @elsambiz]

If you smell cannabis in your neighborhood, here is what to do:

1). Mind your business

[damisfit @KeBants]

@KenyanSays Happy hoes ain't hating and hating hoes ain't happy.

[damisfit @KeBants]

@Mwafreeka "KULA NYAMAA MWAF!"

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Wives of people who work abroad pretending to see dick for the first time when they come back after 2 years.

[damisfit @KeBants]

@Babagina1 @kamauwaruhiu This was the worst. Unga ya kusiaga grade one na thoroko greens mixed making one monstrosity. Heard it was what mau mau wd carry to the forest

[damisfit @KeBants]

@Entr_dawood Chris Rock said you can fuvk a woman with a diamond dick and still never satisfy her..ata uyo nail tech atagongewa

[damisfit @KeBants]

@MrKimmKE Nail technician alisema "Cele remember WE never used to do art kwa nails". Njugush

[damisfit @KeBants]

@nikokadiKE Iliwanga on a Sunday evening😭😭

[damisfit @KeBants]

@KeKirwa 😭😭 mbilikimo closed a few deals now dragging nuts across our faces, Kairo style

[damisfit @KeBants]

@ItsChanzu 😭😭 mnakuwanga aje huku, saa hii ukisema Mwende majegi everybody knows ni nani

[damisfit @KeBants]

@MwendiaJnr Giving kibe and ilk a chance to spew nonsense 24/7

[damisfit @KeBants]

@Shadaya_Knight Is this why gym instructors be in the servicing business?

[damisfit @KeBants]

@ignyharaz2 Which tone is this story in?? 😂

[damisfit @KeBants]

@HonMosiria A Petition to have @HonMosiria removed so he can concentrate on content creation wd be welcome 🔥

[damisfit @KeBants]

@alexmwanzo Uyu avutwe job akuwe content creator. He loves cameras and the attention

[Qhawe @Qhawe___L]

Is it fake alcohol coz of counterfeit branding or it's fake alcohol cos it's scientifically not alcohol? 🤔

[damisfit @KeBants]

This can't be life

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while? Why???

[damisfit @KeBants]

I made a decision to post whatever I'm feeling at the moment without thinking so much about consequences..

Might be having half a second left on this Earth and still thinking about strategy..

Fvck that

[damisfit @KeBants]

What happened to millennials man

Kila post huku inaingilia millennials.

What exactly is ailiing millennials? What set of circumstances led to their crisis??

So many questions.