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CIRCUS MAXIMUS JOBURG 2025

[keamogetswe @Keamo_____]

certified computer gaslighter

[keamogetswe @Keamo_____]

at least tomorrow is technically Wednesday

[keamogetswe @Keamo_____]

man, people used to engage with each other on this app. What happened?

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

why is 4-8pm on a sunday the most depressing time ever

[keamogetswe @Keamo_____]

the beginning of Adore You by Miley Cyrus is so perfect

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six

[Roman @romxdev]

SQL: Here is your data in three milliseconds.

ORM: Hold on, let me generate a seven page SQL query with fifteen JOINS first.

[!rw¡n fgs🪄 @bigeyedIRWIN]

worst part of relationships is having to pretend this moved you when you're having the worst day ever.

[keamogetswe @Keamo_____]

@SerumulaTsheps 😭🙏🏾
switch to dotnet hermano.
Auth in spring is no joke

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Instagram got her

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

NEW GUNNA ALBUM 🚨

SPLURGE 💿

DROPPING SOON.

[Malume Bizarre @Adverttown]

This place inuka iClutch 😭

[keamogetswe @Keamo_____]

ICEMAN is phenomenal

[keamogetswe @Keamo_____]

I swear I could cry when I see your face
I'm way too in love just to let you walk away
I know it's your dream to start a family in LA
They love me too much here, I cannot relocate

[Sergey Karayev @sergeykarayev]

"Merge Request" is objectively a better name than "Pull Request"

[autist @litteralyme0]

How a day unfolds when you wake up at 7 am instead of 12 pm

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place

[fidexCode @fidexcode]

My biggest fear as a dev is AI disappearing and I have to sit to learn CSS again.

[Bask @baskgod]

Instagram got ya bitch 😞

[𝐓𝐘 @dev_TEMITAYO]

POV: Software Engineering in 2026 be like 😭