Kean Martinic 🍍

Nuclear physics PhD student ⚛️, space nuke🚀, mechatronicist🤖, metal head🤘.

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

Posted this on Reddit but I might as well say on the guy's own platform that I call bullshit.

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

@JimSchn38427207 I've been considering acupuncture for my sciatica. Been hearing it can allievate stress-tension all round.

Sorry about your car...

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

We need more federally mandated R&D on intent inferencing via directed sensors. No gun should be able to fire at someone who means others no harm.

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

differential equations as a college class is crazy

what do you mean “just look at it” or “guess the solution?”

we’re doing MATH not asking my gf what to get for dinner

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

Acts of intimacy interrupted by inquiry:

"Did you use my soap?"

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

The United Galactic Federation granted more amnesty to Lilo & Stitch than the New York Department of Environmental Conservation even considered giving the Longos & Peanut.

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

@nuclearIdini Not to disregard the apparent disdain for a perpetuated existence, but happy birthday~

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

Plot twist: the existential dread of reality is scarier than any cinematic thriller/jump scare.

Are we ambitious enough to conjure up a valid sense of meaning? Or are we doomed to suckle on leftover candy for false comfort?

#HappyHalloween 🎃

[The Black Dahlia Murder @bdmmetal]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ☠️🎃👻
Trick or Treat yo’ self to our new video for UTOPIA BLACK!
https://t.co/O04YKtKEtz
Who wins best costume? 🗣️👇🏼

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

Kit Harrington, I know it was probably just a paycheck to you but it was my beloved Wednesday night for me. #thebeastwithin

Noises my cat makes are more entertaining.

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

A day culminates in a cup of lukewarm tea.

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

@mechinodermata @TheYisusOne Glad to hear it. Every generation old mons seem to become more stoic in battle.

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

@NuckChorris16 Vim hat is rad~

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

Welp, I'll never come off as menacing if seen through a ring camera.

"Philip J. Fry was detected at your backdoor."

[Stephen Brooks 🦆 @stephenjbrooks]

@Keanmon Studying for your quolls.

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

@stephenjbrooks For a second there, there may have been no quals as I almost died laughing at that.

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

I should really be studying for my quals but instead my procrastination has taken the form of a homebrew 3D Dr. Mario game. Fuck me.

[Kean Martinic 🍍 @Keanmon]

@stephenjbrooks Well not to look a gift horse in the mouse, and while I totally adore this creature, I am left frantically wondering what the link is.