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[kB @KearyRobert]

@baileyjroc @jonsn0x @fousey I mean where do you hate-eat your Taco Bell

[BRT🌻 @BioRecTech]

@RichLowry https://t.co/9dBOOt5phc You can lie, but you can't hide

[kB @KearyRobert]

@AmericanAir worst travel experience of all time. Checked in, checked our bags, boarding passes in hand, called Advantage line to ask about an upgrade, the guy who answered canceled our entire itinerary by accident, denied boarding, lost 24 hours

[kB @KearyRobert]

Y’all how did Usher do I was stuck in a cab all of halftime

[kB @KearyRobert]

I need the Illuminati to pull through. Traylor™️ will only announce their wedding and run for office upon a Chiefs victory 🙏🏽

[kB @KearyRobert]

It’s in poor taste to make fun of the five people who perished in the billionaire tourism submarine.

Instead, name five people you wish had been inside it.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Venus Williams has been given a wildcard into Wimbledon.

A 5 time Singles Champion who’s dedicated her entire life towards changing this sport for the better.

She deserves a wildcard for as many years as she’d like to play. ❤️

[Bianca Del Rio @TheBiancaDelRio]

NO DRAG QUEENS TO BE FOUND. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[kB @KearyRobert]

If the Grammys didn’t get Stevie Fucking Nicks and Lindsey Fucking Buckingham to do a proper tribute to Christine Fucking McVie then there is no world or civilization.

[kB @KearyRobert]

It is homophobic that when I Google “All for You” Janet Jackson comes up after Sister Hazel.

[kB @KearyRobert]

Thanks @mariahcarey for spending 605 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Honey. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/bE49fDf6jO

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'I believe lying under oath is an impeachable offense' — Days after SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade, AOC said justices must face consequences if they lie under oath during their confirmation hearings

[kB @KearyRobert]

@Svitoflopina You can’t spell Belgrade without B-A-G-E-L-E-D 🤷🏻

[kB @KearyRobert]

Can we get Will Smith over to Fox News? No one needs to be slapped more than Tucker Carlson.

[kB @KearyRobert]

Was I just cheering for an Olympic speed-skater because his name appeared onscreen as “B. Swings”? Why yes, yes I was.

[kB @KearyRobert]

@TerrenceDoyle ♥️♥️♥️

[kB @KearyRobert]

@Svitoflopina I was there!

[kB @KearyRobert]

Make America gat again

[Michele Norris @michele_norris]

We interrupt the coverage of the shooting of a 13-yr-old boy that interrupted coverage of traffic stop shooting of a 20–yr-old man that interrupted coverage of Derek Chauvin trial for the killing of George Floyd for news of 8 ppl killed at Fedex facility in Indianapolis

America

[kB @KearyRobert]

@perfect_cursive The cock and ball torture workbook for perfectionists? Need on my nightstand stat

[kB @KearyRobert]

That doesn’t happen to @Oprah, @TheDailyShow

[kB @KearyRobert]

#trevornoah recently asked #oprah a normal-person thing that no longer happens to her. I thought of one.

[kB @KearyRobert]

Which means he knew exactly how horrific an olfactory experience I was about to be subjected to, all thanks to him.