Elizabeth Keates

Professional Hoot and solicitor

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

@_luCclaire There’s nothing more annoying than hearing people moan about stress when they haven’t actually experienced real stress!

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

@gregjames it’s not easy Eastenders it’s hollyoaks #SummerBreak

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Arrests need to be made.

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

@_luCclaire I’m sorry mate, there is literally nothing that anyone can say. I lost my dad 2 months ago today and it feels like yesterday I heard those words! My heart breaks for you 😘 xx

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

@_luCclaire I’m so sorry mate it’s awful x

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

Aaliyah - Miss You (Tribute To Aaliyah) https://t.co/T589Oefex7 via @YouTube come on dmx

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

@JamieLaing_UK A room for Romeo brass - very odd but love it

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

@Ryanair are actual rip off merchants. Making me pay to put my bag in the hold when the man in front of me had a larger bag than me! Also took the same bag on the same flight a month ago and no one said anything! Incompetence!

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

@JakeQuickenden Are you actually or are you tugging my tit?

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

The day that chick from holly oaks carried @TonyBellew was the day, I knew I had no excuse doing a hiit step ffs

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

Is it just me or does @jordannorth1 sound exactly the same as @JakeQuickenden 🤔

[Jason Fox @jason_carl_fox]

What a read! My new book Life Under Fire is out tomorrow! It’s a pathfinder for locating mental and emotional strength while harnessing the desire and bravery to become stronger. For a celebratory, signed copy, like and retweet this post for your chance to win! 📚

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

It doesn’t matter what anyone says, jeans are NOT comfortable #fact

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

Ohh no it’s back - insomnia

[Our Rach @our_rach]

Said “touch base” in a meeting earlier and now I want to kick myself in the twat

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

@SophieKasaei_ I read the plot line on Wikipedia and I’m still none the wiser

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

I’ve been giving it to my dad who has terminal cancer to prolong his life

[Elizabeth Keates @KeatesMysta]

This has really upset my system what a strong man #RestInPowerChadwick

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Our hearts are broken and our thoughts are with Chadwick Boseman’s family. Your legacy will live on forever. Rest In Peace.