Sleepy Eyes

This world shall know pain

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

girls be like, don't worry about him babe, hes just my male best friend who I slept with before

[Myne @not_mynes]

Hey @NintendoAmerica is this an official collaboration? This has ruined my perception of the Nintendo brand and will never be purchasing Nintendo products.

[parks @parkersity_9]

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭

[K @iiamkrshn]

Wake up
-stare at 6.7 inch screen
-work on a 16 inch screen
-relax with a 55 inch screen
-stare at 6.7 inch screen
Sleep

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

this is my girlfriend the second i put on a movie i'm excited to show her

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ no 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

my bf once paid for our entire giant Costco order and I was like since you got that I’ll get us food from their little food court forgetting that everything there costs $3 or less

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(ICE agent touches car handle laced with tylenol powder and his eyes roll back and suddenly he can count the number of patches on his vest) 🗣️ Four

[ConCordzXCIX @ConCordzXCIX]

Today, a black student named Trey Reed was found hanging from a tree at Delta State University, and the very same day Donald Trump is focusing on covering up the inhumane history of slavery in America… disgustingly evil stuff.

[Dallas Quinlan @dallas_quinlan]

just saw like 15 different angles of a guy getting killed. time to watch some baseball 😃 ⚾️

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

[Plooms | 🌼🌸 JUNE 24TH 🌸🌼 @Artism_Vpn]

Imagine developping the most anticipated indie game of all time and charging 20 fucking bucks for it oh my god

[greg @greg16676935420]

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding

[Certified Boogeyman @blackiiingout]

“I fuck wit the mob and I got ties”

🤭😫

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

[greg @gurreggg]

Start digging in MY butt twin

[gracie ꩜ SAW XI HYPE @coffinposting]

u have 60 seconds

[3 random letters every 10 mins @3letter_]

Bbw

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The guy who turned in Luigi never got paid.