Kev

GMU'24
Capitals fanatic

[Kev @KebKev_]

GUYS HOW DO I FIT THIS IN MY TWITTER HEADER??
#PercyJackson

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

there is no way to reform this. it’s pure lawlessness. we must restore law, order and accountability.

we must abolish ice. we must punish ice.

politicians who have funded and thanked ice should take a cold hard look at what they’ve allowed to take place on our streets.

[Quel P. @QuelPhew77]

He should be in prison for raping that woman

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

daemon: oh rhaena what happened to you?
rhaena: oh father i-

caraxes: SHEEPSTEALER YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU KILLED JACE AND VERMAX FUCK YOU

sheepstealer: FUCK YOU TOO BITCH. YOU LOOK LIKE A CHURROS

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[stark. 🗡️ dunkaerion era @NiiightAnGeeel]

THIS GIF IS SO FUNNY

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Hello again.

We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.

The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.

I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.

I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.

I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.

I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.

A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.

This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.

And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Thanks for reading.

[dart @poordart]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber]

Started playing goal a year and a half ago. Last night, I captured my first championship in net.

Work at what you love!

[miss let it linger @glindacent]

this gif is fucking awesomejfkskjfks

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

imagine it's your first day as queen, and your enemies ran away with all your treasury, and your son just died, and the people are starving, and the dragons ate some peasants sheep, AND THEN YOU GET YOUR PERIOD. rhaenyra is stronger than me fr

[★ @POPin4k]

THIS SHOT OF DAEMON WITH CARAXES, VERMITHOR AND SILVERWING ALL BEHIND HIM... MY GOD

#HOTD #HouseOfTheDragon

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to get political, but America is real pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and i think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

I’m crying bro the fucking Patrick Star scene is real

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

I hear fireworks.

Erika Kirk must be nearby mourning.

[Christian Zhivago 😈⚖️ @RealCFZ]

Freddy making him do 6 7.

[NHL @NHL]

In NHL history, Alex Ovechkin ranks:

1st in goals (929)
1st in power-play goals (331)
1st in game-winning goals (141)
1st in overtime goals (27)
1st in road goals (476)
1st in game-opening goals (154)
1st in game-tying goals (155)
1st in go-ahead goals (297)
1st in empty-net goals (72)

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️

The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Virginia has legalized the sale of recreational marijuana in retail stores.

[Niv @chikanlegpiece]

Only hot people can do ts i tried this filter and i looked like a weather forecast