Kebler Elf

I am hope

[Kebler Elf @KeblerE]

I feel like some people need Jesus. Like I feel that I’d rather have you indoctrinated by Christ than your weird Pelaton class

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@Carsobi Maybe if you look at stats and don’t watch the game. Jokic couldn’t stop and isn’t better than 99-03 Shaq, 89-95 Hakeem, Moses Malone, David Robinson, Kareem, or Tim duncan. He’s not even top two centers in the league rn.

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Some of you need to ask your grandparents what they were doing from 1954 to 1968.

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I feel like some of your twitters should just be a group chat.

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Dinner time :)

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Breakfast Dr Pepper

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@coi_leray Believed in you since huddy :)

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I have a lot of W’s for someone with 11.92 in their bank account.

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I like how the name of the app is Robinhood but the second you try to finesse the rich they put the restrictions up

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I saw you grab lil debbies

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@piersmorgan U the type of guy to break social cues and norms because you think it’s funny but in reality everyone just thinks you’re a huge dick head

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Manifesting @Polo_Capalot x @THESLUMPGOD collab this year 😖

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Kevin Durant might be the best basketball player I’ve ever seen

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This is a flagrant foul

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@vjonesradio American idiot

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Ur body reminds me of coleslaw

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@chuckwoolery A private company deciding what to do with their platform is actually freedom :) manipulating private entities to bend to the will of government is fascism :)

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@EmilyLewis1983 Walking L

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@gregkellyusa @KMCRadio Bro ur a clown a private company having established rules it can enforce that are independent of the governments wishes is the most conservative ideal there is.

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@TomiLahren @OutnumberedFNC I would be sad to be you