Alyssa broking

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

Behind every independent woman, is a pack of hating hoes

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

#WhyDoYouThinkItsOkayTo Go on a diet.. If your SKINNY AS FUCK you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Your life?

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And you wonder why everyone is fat.

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

When a girl says "whatever" she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

I'm not saying she's a hoe, I'm just saying she's been under more sheets than the KKK

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

Shit.. Some of these hoes mouths be like airports for dick!

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

I got a Twitter, Facebook, & Instagram. Fuck you mean "send me a picture"?

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

Everything I want to do is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

All these girls claimin' to be barbies look like they came from the Build-A-Hoe Workshop xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, they're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

You say your SINGLE by choice.. Uhm.. Bitch, You a HOE! aint nobody wanna hold you down! #DontStartMeOff

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

I hate when people act a different way when they're around certain people.

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

Says she would never suck dick. Fucks everything that walks. #SheRatchet

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

PHINEAS AND FERB ain't take NO DAMN summer vacation... THEM NIGGAS DROPPED OUTTA SCHOOL!

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

Teacher: "WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!?" ... Because you have ears bitch.

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

*Gets Pregnant* Says: "Shit Happens, YOLO." #SheRatchet

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

Our Generation Only Cares About ? Hoes ? The Next Nigga / Bitch issues ? Tattoos ? Shoes ? Clothes ? Cars ? Weed This Cant Be Life

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

Dont you talk when im talking, you better mute it hoe

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

[Alyssa broking @KeckKinseyhmd]

Virgin In 2012, You Better Marry That Girl!