There are numbers you can only touch in La Liga, Bundesliga and co.
In the Premier League they just don’t exist.
Suarez scored 69 in 110 in England then went to Barcelona and hit 40 in a single La Liga season.
Ronaldo’s best Premier League year was 31. He went to Madrid and started putting up 40, 46, 48.
That’s why Haaland is a freak.
117 in 137 in this league. Fastest to 100. Three golden boots in four seasons. He’s doing La Liga numbers in a league that doesn’t allow La Liga numbers.
If football was fair he’d have two or three Ballon d’Ors by now. The fact he doesn’t tells you more about the award than it does about him.
Arsenal at their worst in the last 30 years never finished lower than 8th and they were trying to replace us in the big 6 with Leicester. Meanwhile there are teams that have survived relegation by a snail’s here still walking around like they’re Pac
No one is enjoying this Manchester United’s downfall more than me. I’m not even satisfied with how far they’ve fallen yet because there’s still plenty more room for them to go down.