Keith Beebe

Husband. Dad. Guitarist. '90s kid. Nintendo enthusiast.

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@antwanstaley Definitely, but has any other QB ever said this about their team? Holy shit.

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@thomasswfl I've been lurking every so often. Living my best dad life. Hope you're doing well! Meowgatron for life!

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@TheDolphinJoe I cannot stress this enough: Uncle Frank is the real villain in that film. Boy howdy that guy sucks.

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It's unsurprising to see Bills fans' double standard on home field advantage when they've spent the last 32 years wishing they could literally move the goalpost.

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@antwanstaley Antwan! I did not know!

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@thephinsider Yessir

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Party like it's 1996. #TimeToHunt

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@MLarkinHockey

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Seeing a lot of Browns fans jumping ship this morning. Do you realize how bad things have to be to run that crew off? They're BROWNS FANS, ffs.

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@csciria Exactly how I feel about it, too. And I also have two daughters. Salute. Lol

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I am old enough to remember when the AL was an outright blood feud between the A's and Jays, so it's still so weird to me how Oakland now loves to send its stud 3Bs to Toronto.

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Watching FA Twitter isn't nearly as fun as watching people fight about FA Twitter. Even as a soon-to-be-38-year-old dad, this delights me.

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@jstew9 This is so mean. Still laughed, though.

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@Cintronz The Deshaun Watson convo basically retired me from Twitter. But the Chiefs lost and I am in a great mood, so I've decided to make an appearance.

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Some notes to read in between your regularly scheduled "We Should've Tanked for Burrow!" rants.

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Now that all the #Dolphins candidates should be available for a decision...

Here's my personal thoughts on each if they are to be named the coach in the next few days, and how it could impact the team moving forward.

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@Cintronz

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Bryce is listed at 6'0" at Bama? Hmmm. Also pretty sure Stroud isn't anywhere near his listed 6'3".

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I didn't think anything or anyone would ever replace Blue Mountain State, but Urban Meyer is a man of the people.

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Georgia has doled out some quality nut punches to its fanbase over the years, but damn this is horrific.

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Stephen Ross looks like the dad from ALF.