Keith

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[Keith @KeefUsalis]

The Big Lebowski singlehandedly tricked my friends into disliking any songs by The Eagles lmao

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

@YourOldDroog "auntie up"

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

Why was we all saying “i believe i can fly, i got shot by the FBI” in elementary school??? Who started that

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

@_tabbxo @hardmountaindew Valero had some yesterday!

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

Like cats*

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[Keith @KeefUsalis]

I like when Plankton sings lol. There's not one time that he made an episode or movie worse by singing

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth nightclub

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

In the beginning of Toy Story 2 when the sheep are fuckin with Rex 😂

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

The time we played charades in Mr. L's class and Matt Bloss went up and did a mean Zoidberg from Futurama 😂

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

This isn't the first time Eminem made me cry lol

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

"I'm not the first king of controversy" 🎶🎵

[𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘞𝘕 ❌ @ShawnIsShady]

No drama, no beefs, no Controversy

Just great music

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

😂

[b r a n d i @futurewipes]

real fucking music

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

Reading the label on a jar of pickle spears. It says "Serving size: about 2/3 of a spear" ..Like okay 😂 I'm sure everybody & their mom is cuttin pickle spears into 2/3rds lmao. Also, why wouldn't they just make em smaller to begin with? Apparently this is important to me 😂

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

You're either gonna be runnin or you're gonna be milkin
- Socrates

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

He was worried he'd throw it like 50 cent did 😂

[MLB @MLB]

MGK with a unique first pitch 😂

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

Squidwarddd likes Patrick more than Spongebobbbb 🎶🎶🎶

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

That’s all I’m gonna hear from now on

[Keith @KeefUsalis]

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[Keith @KeefUsalis]

I think my friends are mad that I'm a dad