Keef

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

If one more person tells me how good my moustache looks I might just fuck around and be a moustached man. That’s it…. That’s the tweet

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

@lizgouldigger You know what else is crazy? Megan’s cake pops 😱

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

If there’s one thing I’m not good at it’s cooking an appropriate amount of pasta sauce for the amount of pasta.

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

Rip Quincey jones……. But for real Eminem’s relapse is the greatest albums of all time.

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

There’s nothing worse than being brutally hungover, going to McDonald’s to acquire the most crisp Sprite in the whole wide world only to find it is flatter than the Earth :/

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

In my teens I thought the bendy queen was so cool.
In my twenties I think the pasta queen is so cool.
What will my thirties entail?

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

Fuck ya

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

Golden age of meatonwodd . Love you Dianne!

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

Love a good train ride

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

@lizgouldigger What happened to him

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

GDILARRPSANDALSOABSS (goddamn I love a roasted red pepper soup but also a butternut squash soup)

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

STOP PUTTING ASPARAGUS IN PASTA!

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

GDILAICS (god damn I love an ice cream sandwhich)

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

Dream blunt rotation:
Josh Homme
Stanley Tucci
Flea
Kanye West

Nightmare blunt rotation
Josh Ramsay
Bhad Babie
Ben Shapiro
James Cordon

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

Tonight @Austin_seeds told me I am Artemis (the god of sex). I am so thankful to have life long friendships.

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

Godspeed You! Black Emporer was so fucking good live (aside from the 50mg edible induced panic attack)

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

Gnocchi is a hard no for me

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

I’m really loving the whole mayo/aioli renaissance restaurants have been having over the last 5 years or so. So many options that satisfy my adventurous palate. Keep it up guys

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

@lizgouldigger I didn’t tell you you couldn’t watch it last night, that was last week

[Keef @KeeferAris10]

@in2lec2ualgoth I