Keegan

Don't eat here.

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

@Kaequan Heard you're leaving! Where will you not eat now? #DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

soup 🍲

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

@kaequan welp. You know what they say...

#DONTEATHERE

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

@kaequan Don't eat here.

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

@kaequan @_alt_5 You know where not to eat here....
Also, remember to wait 30 mins before entering the hot tub.
#DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

Colombia: Don’t eat here.

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

RT @keeganswallet: #friends http://t.co/nUoiHPgEBe

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

@keeganswallet where'd you go?

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

This ain't yo mama's kitchen

...please tell her to leave. We don't want to call the cops.

#DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

Booze in the morning!!! #donteathere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

Though many establishments align by Serving-It-Right standards, we prefer the guidelines of Serving-It-Never.

#DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

We pride ourselves in never serving food and therefore never giving anyone food poisoning. #NotAllKitchens

#DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

Ever have one of those days where everything you make in the kitchen turns out perfectly?

Neither have we.

#DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

Today's Special: Caramel apples buried in sand. Or as Grandma MackLaynez calls it: "Bobbing for Drought Apples."

#DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

We used to cry because we had no shoes. Then we met a man who had no feet and told him not to eat here.

#DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

If you can't stand the heat, you're probably not in our kitchen; we haven't paid our utilities in months.

#DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

This is what it’s like eating elsewhere..

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

This is what it was like to eat here for breakfast.

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

Today's Special: Jumpin' The Shark Fin Soup. Served with a side of what the hell, do you even.

#DontEatHere

[Keegan @KeeganCountry]

Ever wanted to smell like pine needles, blueberries, and smoked meat? Try one of our signature Keegan Country fragrances!

#DontEatHere