Keegan Weber

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[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

The World Cup is electric

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

This is getting ridiculous. #paraguay is full on kicking legs out constantly and nothing is getting called #worldcup

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

When you came into the game wanting Paraguay to win but they start acting classless, flopping everywhere, literally tackling French players, and karate chopping people behind the play < #worldcup #France #paraguay

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

Shout out Cape Verde for one of the greatest games I have ever watched #worldcup

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

#capeverde stand the fuck up no matter how this ends

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

I’ve seen enough put Philip rivers in the HOF now #mnf

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

Hard knocks finally out, HBO there better be a big trade that no one knows about that happened at 755 or something

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

#hardknocks still hiding

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

Chip readers might as well start playing elevator music for the ring up

[Jonny Cruz @JonnyCruzzz]

Lúcio runs into Overwatch Characters. @PlayOverwatch @matthewmercer @SilverTalkie @CaraTheobold @carolinaravassa

[Bloomberg @business]

LinkedIn's co-founder will donate $5 million to veterans if Trump releases his tax returns https://t.co/khIkajFhNJ

[Denver Hockey @DU_Hockey]

GOAL!!!!!!! 🚨 @Avalanche prospect @WillButcher4 lights the lamp & Denver is within one of @UNDmhockey!!!!! #DUvsUND

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

"I love going to the dmv"
-author nonexistent

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

Went to bed so early I was up before the sun 😑 #mono

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

"I swear if my memory was any worse I could plan my own surprise party" -Johnson

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

Bally just gave a 14 dollar tip on a 16 dollar drink order

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

@FirstWorldPains @liljj93

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Embarrassing: The U.S. Is Ranked 182nd In The World Alphabetically http://t.co/J3ueIdEtx5

[Keegan Weber @Keegan_Web]

"I don't eat fish, but fish fillet my mignon" -Allie