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❥Joshua Lee Bee ❥ 9-18-15 ❥ she/her

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watch me try to figure out which finger 😅

[Funi @ms_funi]

#ThePerfectNeighbor broke my heart. 4 children have to grow up without their mother because an angry, old and racist white woman couldn’t handle kids playing.

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i asked one of my teletherapy speech kids if he could go anywhere in the world where would it be & he said iowa so he could come meet me 🥹

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 8 Jun 2014 (via @twi_age).

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@cameron_tapia_ :(

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def recommend, do it in my car all the time. pretty therapeutic if you ask me

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

as a woman i think i should be able to let out a blood-curdling scream for no reason at least once a day

[gaut @0xgaut]

American Healthcare: "you got hurt?"

me: "yes, bad :("

AH: "do you want an ambulance?"

me: "please!”

AH: “right away! That will be $2,000"

me: "to the emergency room?!"

AH: “oh that’s just the ride, the ER is another $5K"

me: "but, i have insurance"

AH: "not at this hospital :/"

me: “what about my insurance??

AH: “remember your $3,000 deductible?"

me: “what?! and once I paid all this? my meds are free right?”

AH: “uhhh..”

me: “what if I don’t pay”

AH: “we’ll literally stalk you until you do :)”

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the chokehold that the starbucks bacon gouda has on me is real

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@Nystally ayo you weren’t lyin 🥺❤️

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ah yes

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@natalieannlmao my poor villagers man

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i think i need animal crossing in my life again

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if i had a dollar every time i was asked if i was old enough to drink by old men, i would be retired by now 😵‍💫

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yo brandon, hop in the dog kennel so we don’t have to post measurements

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fb marketplace really be a whole nother breed man 🤣

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umm

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kinda wishin i followed my childhood dream of becoming a race car driver right about now

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no covid 🥳

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got covid, finished my internship, graduated, went to greece, now i’m back and i feel like shit again..this has been a whirlwind of a month for me, i don’t think covid is possible but fingers crossed folks

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“i wish my bf took candid pics of me”
the candid pics:

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@BuschBeer #TeamBrew 🐾🐶