keeley

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[jane’s fonda @jonesingforwhat]

Rob is mute whole season, randomly loud in a magically correct way twice, then becomes mute again

Candiace (traitor!) votes Rob x2 after he attacked Lisa (traitor!) and explicitly said “traitor on traitor” last ep

The faithfuls: “ok so it’s Tara or Stephen”
#TheTraitorsUS

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Listen, say what you want about Michael Rapaport, and believe me there’s plenty to say, but him saying “says the man with the magic ears” to Eric at the roundtable absolutely ate 😩 #TheTraitorsUS

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

being at a wine tasting trying to pretend like you’re not drunk is peak community theater

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[eve @eveskarlt]

crazy for you by madonna in 13 going on 30, my all-time favourite

[venus 🪷. @r0segardenn]

showering at night is so sexy and clean and self care vibes. showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me anytime the sky looks pretty:

[jack of all trade @notjacktwist]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

dorit and jagger

[Soham @king26_sk]

I can't hang out tonight sorry I have to fold all my clothes. Yeah no it'll take like 3 hours. Tomorrow's no good either. Yeah I'm putting them in the cupboard. Let's just do it next week

[sad oat @sad_oat]

‘SAY DRAKE’

[RazorMiddle | Alec @RazorMiddleYT]

I’m sorry but Sandoval thinking he masterminded that roundtable is so unserious 💀#TheTraitorsUS

[leah @goneb4urhome]

i need a real housewives style reunion with my old friend group where andy cohen helps us go over whatever the fuck happened

[Samantha Bush @stillonzoloft]

wait people didn’t know Boston Rob was hot? open the schools!

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“I think 2025 is going to be my year”

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

[danlet @evildanevil]

When the dentist asks u if a totally random date an entire year from now works for u