Put frozen waffles in the toaster. Left them in there for a half hour. Freaked out and popped them up. They were soggy, not burnt, which was weird. I ate them. Realized the next morning that the toaster wasn’t plugged in. #StonerStories
U.S. officials said momentum is building for a strike in Syria, but the White House and Pentagon were still working on what targets to hit https://t.co/su8AqlK48f