Ruth louise keeling

Actress/ stand up, friend rather than foe, pretty clumsy!

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@Dawn_French This speaks to my inner Twat! It’s great when you think it’s just you and then someone magnificent ( that’s you! ) fesses up to some twattery of their own! Brilliant!

[Tony n’ Tina’s Wedding London @tonyntinalondon]

It's Friday, and Tony n' Tina's dance-floor is calling... even Mrs Vitale and Mr Nunzio, with ALL their history, can't resist! 

Who is coming to our wedding this weekend?

Tickets: https://t.co/7AQXzHPWC9, few seats available for this weekend ❤️

📷 Bonnie Britain Photography

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@0Idmanfrank @BarbraStreisand The uk hasn’t had a school shooting since. Obviously if someone wants to get hold of a gun and do damage they will but because we make it so much harder the last time we had any significant shooting was in 2010. I think guns should remain banned in the uk.

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@0Idmanfrank @BarbraStreisand Governments should be afraid to arm citizens! We don’t have guns much in the uk - our police are not armed except at airports and around government buildings. Farmers can get gun licences and we banned the legal ownership of assault rifles after the Dunblane massacre.

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@MarinaPurkiss @KathyBurke How do people like this even exist still?? I will NEVER understand peoples rational about skin colour meaning you are less intelligent/more intelligent, kinder/more aggressive, or any personality trait- what a nonsense!

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@FitzoCrypto @OliDugmore Why would you need a HUGE truck or plane??? It’s salt, not concrete. Also, it’s an allotment- she may live a car drive away from it. Your theory seems quite flawed.

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@NatashaLewis_1 @AlisonHammond @VanessaOnAir @radioleary Absolutely! Sing along at the very end if you must- but let’s be honest this isn’t just about singing along this is disrespecting other audience members then becoming aggressive when challenged. Theatre etiquette, let’s encourage it!

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

Tony N Tina’s wedding - the mother of the bride prepares! 😂

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@Bannerman_1903 @thehistoryguy Sweet Jesus that is the stuff of nightmares! And I love sharks but holy moly!

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@veryfathomer @Steveowens58 Our cultures co- exist. I’m probably the worst person to reply to this stuff as I’m a bit like a 7 year old and just want everyone to muck in and get on- I’ve never understood borders, we’re just all human.

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@veryfathomer I’m not sure we have a native British population? We’ve been invaded by romans, vikings, all sorts so difficult to say what’s British. Also we don’t really need to not diversify as we’re hardly an endangered culture.

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@Jenny_1884 Well now, herein lies the problem- I can’t move to the EU because of Brexit we now have restricted movement, so now I’m stuck on this shitty, backward looking, racist excuse of an island. This is not the Britain I used to love.

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@CatharineHoey If people in the public eye don’t stand up to governments when they are so barbarically in the wrong, what hope do we have. We need people to be SEEN opposing this disgracefully UN-British policy! Where is your humanity?

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

- I’ve eaten a lot of sandwiches in my life but the best sandwiches I have ever eaten in my life are here! 👇@thedustyknuckle
Just had the marinated mozzarella- oh sweet baby Jesus it was good!

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@DerrenBrown Tub?

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

Please can anyone at #bravefoods tell me how in gods name do I open a packet without the aid of scissors?? Impossible- I’d like to give your snacks a go but I can’t. I’ve pulled, pummelled, used my teeth- it ain’t happening!

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@joseph_lidster Hmmm…. If ALL his exes are Psychos then I’d hazard a guess the problem is most definitely him- hope she runs for the hills.

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@BrianBa85477625 The fact that the colonel had enough of a fortune left to pour into the slot machine until he died makes me furious!!

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

Well, if Austin Butler doesn’t win, or at the very gets nominated for an Oscar I’ll eat my own head. Baz Lurhmann sure does know a thing or two about filmmaking #Elvis just all round brilliance.

[Ruth louise keeling @KeelingRuth]

@MichaelVinsen I have to say though looking at it they may be right! I could care less is surely saying it’s worth less of my care and I couldn’t care less means I can’t do it less so I must care? Does that makes any sense?! I know what I mean!😂