Keely Symonds

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

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@ivyluvx @daniellersears

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@daniellersears Yeah you bitch how could you do that to her

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Trunk or treats are ruining Halloween I don’t want to take my kid to some parking lot for candy I want to go house to house.

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@laurennsymonds I still play this on my fucking GameCube 😭 literally can not wait for this.

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Some people spend their paychecks on clothes and going out I spend mine on Halloween decorations and books #noshame

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My toxic trait is rewarding myself with two new books after I finish reading one.

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@daniellersears me walking over to you guys at the bar with all the free drinks I was getting

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@daniellersears I made it though didn’t I

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@AmberJefferyy Girl cash envelopes!! YouTube that shit and you’ll be saving money in no time

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@daniellersears Now that right there is a bestie

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You mean to tell me we waited all these years for Arthur to grow up just for him to look like a gamer boy that lives in his moms basement.

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This is your daily reminder to take your birth control everyone

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The fact my friends are willing to group watch Disney movies with me makes my heart so happy ❤️

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My kid woke up this morning looked at the elf on the shelf and give him the finger…guess we don’t care about presents in this house 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

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@tylerheretv Kind of sad I wasn’t invited to cry with you 🥲

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@tylerheretv @daniellersears Some needs to 😅

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4 YEAR OLDS SHOULD NOT BE COMING HOME CRYING BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING BULLIED 🙅🏽‍♀️

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If you were all the missing items in my house where would you hide? #pleasehelpme

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So like is anyone going to throw a Halloween party or am I going to order a costume for no reason 🤔🤔

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I’ve only cried 5 times today because my baby girl is going to pre primary next week. I don’t think I’m okay 🥲