les keen

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[les keen @KeenLes]

@diamondgeezer i am white, 100 English Roman Catholic and you sir are a racist cunt who can fuck off out of here.

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Anyone know who cuts Keith Richards hair, I fancy going for that mental patient look

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I've got a brake fluid drinking problem. I just can't stop.

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Just one day and they've already shredded #orville

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A strong bill for #newactoftheyear1993
#benmiller #timvine #ronniancona

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Fred Talbot injured in fall from witness box. In never rains but it pours.

[The Buzz @theBuzzHQ]

#threeparentbabies that's nothing, former IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been trying for nine parent babies.

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@SDawsonBros really shit £5 bag for ready steady cook

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#badcharity Help The Waged

[The Buzz @theBuzzHQ]

No one at work likes a #whistleblower. As I discovered after blowing my whistle continuously for the entire meeting

[The Buzz @theBuzzHQ]

#badcharity Shave the children.

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Best idea for a tv show ever by Mororles http://t.co/z7qM5K5out

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I'm making a comedy pilot hosted by Mark Dolan funded by kickstarter so please feel free to donate and share.
https://t.co/tB7qW3NmDb

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Why can't I ring my glasses so I can find the sodding things. #lostmyglassesagain

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Got my #winterwardrobe out today. Same as my summer wardrobe but with gloves.

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Just nearly choked on some rice. Must be #basmatic

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Just started my summer # bikinidiet. No more eating bikinis for me.

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Fucking #Eastercards. What next birthday cards.

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My full English breakfast just took a selfie.

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Went on a date night last night. The wife was furious