Keenan

24 year old baldy

[Logan @wfcLgn]

@JPunts97 I go to the doctors if my leg hurts, you go to screwfix mate. fuck up

[conor @conor_brn]

Conversations are being had that have never been had before

[Keenan @KeenanM]

🐐🐐🐐

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

A standing ovation from everyone inside the Etihad for Bernardo Silva 👏

[JT @jt_stamford]

Just been sent this 😂

Bloke gets the sack at Travis Perkins and knocks his boss out as he leaves 🤣🤣

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Phil Foden reaches agreement in principle with Manchester City over new contract. Current #MCFC terms 2027 - fresh 4yr deal to June 2030 + 1yr option. Formalities still need to be completed. Handled for 25yo by agent Rafaela Pimenta @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/9Xaco7rO4S

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Max Dowman on his way to becoming the youngest player ever to bottle a PL title 🏆👏🏻

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Pep Guardiola on Manchester City's transfer market spending:

"I'm a little bit sad and upset because in net spend in the last five years, City are seventh in the Premier League."

"I want us to be first. I don't understand how the club don't spend more money."

"We won in the past because we spent a lot, now six teams have to win the Premier League, the UCL, the FA Cup, because they've spent more in the last five years. These are the facts."

"Good luck to the six teams who are in front of us in net spent in the last five years, let's go! I'm waiting."

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

City are currently being investigated over 115 charges of breaking FFP over a 9-year period.

Those 9 years solidified Man City as a force in the Premier League, allowed them to sign top players and create an environment that the best manager of his generation was happy to join. And we all know what happened next.

That is a fact... City are being investigated.

But what is also a fact, is that their recent transfer business has given them the wiggle room to sign Semenyo and Guehi this month.

Figures according to transfermarkt:

Total Spend Over Last 5 Seasons (21/22-25/26)
Man City: £952m
Arsenal: £860m

But their NET spend over the last 5 seasons (21/22-25/26)
Man City: £406m (7th, below Newcastle)
Arsenal: £670m (2nd, topped only by Man United)

They have also offloaded a lot of their most successful players (and their undoubtedly large wages) in recent windows: De Bruyne, Gundogan, Walker, Ederson etc

Arsenal fans have a right to complain about the way this City side were built. But it's also a fact that they have spent a lot more money than City in the last 5 years!

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Katt Williams had Carmelo Anthony in TEARS after telling a Stevie Wonder house party story 😭💀

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Ten minutes of pure greatness.

Ten minutes witnessing one of the most brilliant lone pivots to ever grace the Premier League.

Ten minutes of a true midfield general.

Fernandinho.

Thank you for everything.
Happy retirement, legend.

[Keenan @KeenanM]

@craigmck90 @blakeykeenan @Peety_Editor Nothing surprises me in boxing anymore

[Keenan @KeenanM]

@craigmck90 @blakeykeenan @Peety_Editor After all that I’ve said You know it really wouldn’t surprise me if Jake Paul beat AJ 🤣

[Keenan @KeenanM]

@craigmck90 @blakeykeenan @Peety_Editor I’ll ask AJ to do it while he’s polishing his Gold medal🔥

[Keenan @KeenanM]

@craigmck90 @blakeykeenan @Peety_Editor I’m not even a big AJ fan 🤣I’m just not a hater like you

[Keenan @KeenanM]

@craigmck90 @blakeykeenan @Peety_Editor

[Keenan @KeenanM]

@craigmck90 @blakeykeenan @Peety_Editor Look at all the people he’s beat and what he’s done for British boxing, to question his legacy is just stupid wether you like him or not

[Keenan @KeenanM]

@blakeykeenan @Peety_Editor Just say your a hater and move on 🤣

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

Foden has moved past Ronaldinho, Lukaku, Ribery, Son, Van Basten and Cruyff tonight in terms of European Cup goals.

Special company, special player.