Allison Keene

Writer, gamer, casual musician. Tall. Partial to being outdoors. TV Editor Emeritus @PasteMagazine.

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

Ugh fine whatever idk ... I just want to stay in touch with you homies without the nonsense.

[Dave Trumbore @DrClawMD]

I hope the #Chucky fans find #MurderForDummies

It's free on YouTube and features the lovable dummy Fungo! Just one episode left!

https://t.co/wr7Kh8a6aO

[Marisa Roffman @marisaroffman]

This is both wildly hilarious and deeply depressing.

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

If anyone needs a code to the other place in the sky, go ham:

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

Psst! Did you know my beloved @drclawmd wrote an amazing southern gothic thriller?? It's now available on Amazon! Check it out:

[Dave Trumbore @DrClawMD]

Thought I'd celebrate my 40th birthday by publishing #Knucklebones, the first book in my new thriller series!

You can get the first chapter FREE by signing up for my mailing list here: https://t.co/xze01q8kzg

And/or check out the book itself here!
https://t.co/Q2K7rqv5Cf

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

Ah yes, tis the season of the Christmas Demon

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

I am increasingly convinced that the reason some of these companies refuse to bargain with the unions is because the slightest bit of additional scrutiny on their bookkeeping would reveal massive financial fraud

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

Put the hyphen in a compound modifier, people!!

[Grant Sharples @grantsharpies]

A big piece I worked on for several months and interviewed 7 people for was published yesterday and it’s now getting less engagement than a silly little Jeff Rosenstock/emo post I also made yesterday. This is the reality of music writer twitter

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

Prioritize your health, rest to heal burnout, and come back even stronger!

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Gymnast Simone Biles Makes History, Winning Record Eighth U.S. Championship https://t.co/n9NjvVBntU

[Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules]

roald dahl knew whats up

[Mike B @98Mikeb]

@keeneTV I’ll never forget starting off in this industry, getting my first response to a job application, only to see that it wasn’t actually a job as advertised, but a freelance gig offering around $4 an article with a sixty day waiting period for each payment. Valnet suuuuuuuucccckks

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

See also: Collider. Valnet is a godless leech on this industry.

[Gossip Girl @danthemcmahon]

I truly am someone who tries to never burn bridges but I had meetings with Valnet people and their HR to go over the toxic work environment and the such when I made it known I was debating leaving. Once I put in my two weeks, they cut me off from everything without a warning

[Gossip Girl @danthemcmahon]

Whoever posted this to the CBR Twitter, you deserve the best. I wish you the brightest of days. CBR burns through its writers and editors like they aren't even human. Valnet is a truly evil corporation.

[Josh Sawyer @jesawyer]

i keep seeing this picture of parker posey on my timeline and you know what? thank you.

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

@savion_blanc Sir this is a Wendy's

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

@saloni_g Charlotte is all that is good... and Seema and Nya, but they have been given nothing this season

But seriously that episode was sooooo messy!!! S1 chaos vibes for sure

[Anna Govert @annagovert]

the fall line-up is looking a bit slim, so if you want to watch something other than reality TV in the future, check out our new column of shows you may have missed that are worth filling that spare time :)

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

@annagovert Anthology is RIGHT there for them to use!!

[Anna Govert @annagovert]

can you Really still call it a limited series if it’s going into its fifth season?

[Allison Keene @keeneTV]

Or in GA, a dilapidated shack in the hinterlands starting at $400k (I won't even address prices within any city)

[Josh Sawyer @jesawyer]

“Millennials think they’re entitled to a recently remodeled home, but here is what is fair: spending $200k+ for a house that looks like the lair of a motorcycle gang that specializes in human trafficking from an 80s action movie, then spending another $100k to make it habitable.”