Ulysses SER Grant

#OrganelleVote2017

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A single ribosome is so insignificant, that millions have to inhabit a cell in order for them to function and sustain life. #OrganelleVote2017

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Ribosomes are going to need a ribolot of help if they think they can beat me. #OrganelleVote2017

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The cell membrane is a judgmental and selective candidate and will only allow for the movement of certain materials across its gradient, whereas I am open to all. #OrganelleVote2017

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Why vote for lysosomes when they can easily kill the cell. #angerissues #OrganelleVote2017

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Mitochondria has its own DNA... it has its own DNA problems to worry about. #OrganelleVote2017

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You should totally vote for cytoplasm, the organelle that just sits there. #lazy #OrganelleVote2017

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I enable glycogen that is stored as granules to be broken down to glucose. #energy #cellularrespiration #exergonic #OrganelleVote2017

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Cilia? More like uhhh... silly. #OrganelleVote2017

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My cisternae are way more tubular than rough ER's. #totallytubular #OrganelleVote2017

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Back home in the liver, I'm known for metabolizing carbohydrates, which results in blood sugar regulation. #OrganelleVote2017

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What would we do without the central vacuole, the walking-talking trash bag. #garbage #dumpster #OrganelleVote2017

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Oh hey golgi apparatus didn't see you there. You always disappear during mitosis. #flake #OrganelleVote2017

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Breast cancer can be treated by my production of steroids. #OrganelleVote2017

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I pump calcium ions so that muscles can contract. #gains #OrganelleVote2017

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@ CellMembrane, you can thank my lipids for keeping you fluid and functional😊 #yourwelcome #OrganelleVote2017

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Drunk, and about to stumble and fall? No worries, smooth ER will detoxify the alcohol. #alcoholdetoxification #OrganelleVote2017

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I’m here to make you low when you’re feeling high. #drugdetoxification #OrganelleVote2017

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Shoutout to chloroplasts and cell walls! You are only found in half as many eukaryotic cells as I am.👍 #OrganelleVote2017

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Without me, products of the Rough ER would not be able to reach where they need to be within the cell quickly enough. #OrganelleVote2017

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I promise to synthesize all your lipids, from cholesterol to phospholipids. #OrganelleVote2017