Minnesota Is Better Than Trump

shuttered until new owner but back briefly to ask the Minnesota Wild to kindly remove that toxic Alpha News logo from the ice during their tv broadcasts

[Minnesota Is Better Than Trump @KeepMNBlue]

Lisa Demuth tried to blanket the entire state of Minnesota with ads depicting her as a comic book super hero.

Then she showed up at the MN Republican convention looking like a wet dog and complained about losing the vote.

Classic @LisaDemuthMN😂

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Royce White spent 9 minutes in the NBA and turned it into 15 minutes as one of Minnesota’s perpetual crackpot right wing losers.

What a journey.

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Can’t believe that the unqualified weirdo Trump put in charge of public health is a worthless fuckup who sounds like he’s dying on live TV.

No way, man.

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Friday News Dump: Trump’s federal case against an American Olympian just fell apart like that botch job on the reflecting pool😂

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Imagine being the world’s richest person and you’re such a pile of shit that your drug addictions, sexual perversions and failures as a parent are eclipsed by your moronic culture war bullshit.

Dude could feed the world, but he’s making slop AI movies to make a point.

Pathetic.

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Could I have made money on the prediction markets by correctly predicting that numerous people in Trump’s orbit would get busted for manipulating prediction markets???

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That simple “my wife left me” joke about ICE agents was just made 100 times funnier by that agent who called his ex-wife to have her vouch for him.

She went to the press to tell them his brain is broken and that he’s an asshole😂

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ICE is killing people in the street again because they were afraid people would forget that shit before November.

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Still one path available for that Meet The Press interview to happen, but it’s not very funny or original:

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Classic sleight of hand to get people paying attention to that Mitch McConnell while you’re quietly removing the Lindsey Graham.

Well done.

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Diarrhea
Outbreaks
Gutting
Everyone

Thanks, DOGE😂

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

The President of the United States is attacking a group of kindergarteners because of the clothes they wore to school.

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Forgot that the very best part of concerts is when some tipsy 25 year old screams her story about buying a funky lamp over the Grammy winner performing on stage.

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Kirill Kaprizov could play an 78 straight games without scoring a point and still be a point per game guy.

Leo Carlsson needs around 140 points this season to reach the same goal.

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The NHL is the one pro sports league where a single cheap, inept and/or slow GM or franchise can effectively change the entire pay scale overnight.

Fun!

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Me: I would have no problem trading you this $10 bill and all the change in my pocket for your crisp, new $20.

Other than that….

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Nick Kypreos: The Red Wings would have no problem trading Dylan Larkin to Minnesota if the Wild were prepared to part with Matt Boldy. Other than Boldy, there is nothing else Detroit GM Steve Yzerman is too interested in - Sportsnet (7/1)

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Alito wants to retire so he can spend more time hanging shit upside down.

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Tom Emmer was born in Indiana then moved through Massachusetts, Alaska and Minnesota on his way to Washington D.C…to tell people they need to go back to where they came from.

Enjoy South Bend, dipshit😅

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Rep. Tom Emmer says Somalis should ‘go the hell back to where they came from’ https://t.co/SDeyWJtDoQ

[Vince Mpls @vincempls]

Tom Emmer wasn't born in Minnesota and therefore hasn't assimilated to our culture. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. He should go the hell back to Indiana.

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Tired: You left the Democratic Party because of cynical personal ambition/monetary compensation

Wired: You left the Democratic Party because your crazy guru told you to and you MUST obey him

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What a super patriot reminder that our President is an 80 year old man who deeply enjoys that homoerotic human cockfighting.