Can we give up with the 'finn Smith for lions 10' patter now. Russell taking a stroll down to England to smash the entire league. 🏴 #premfinal#Rugby
3pm. atmosphere electric. sat on curb with crate of stella. double decker bus approaches from distance. thought it was the players. start cheering. youngin says ya da claps for the x21. fuckin idiot. would leather him all over if i had my fightin slazangers on. it’s his lucky day
Worker at the polling station asked me "is that the-"
"Nottingham Forest 95-97 away kit, panned and called garish at the time, but now rightly heralded as one of the best, most striking kits of its decade?" we both said in unison. We laughed, then I was awarded 10 extra votes🙌
Tyrone Mings: Whaaa-? Where am I?
Alan Shearer: You are in ACL heaven mate
Michelle Yeoh: and we sure could use another guitarist in the ultimate rock n' roll band
Tom Brady: Relax man, you'll be touching down again soon
Owen Hargreaves: I used to play for FC Bayern München