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slytherin 🐍 sag ♐️ spicy garlic 🥵

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

If you think i wear corrective eyewear to be able to drive and be a functioning member of society you are surely mistaken. I spend hundreds a year to see so i can keep an eye out for Selener.

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

You guys see the Mediterranean is up in flames? Call that a Greece fire

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

Honestly it just needs to be said, @nicholasweather fuck you my guy

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

Fuck your zodiac sign, are you a sub or a dub?

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

Please tell me I’m not the only one that thinks bathroom tap water and kitchen tap water taste different 🙃😅

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

Why the fuck do Taco Bell employees ask you what sauce you want when they know damn well they’re not gonna put it in the bag?

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

You mean to tell me there’s girls out there who aren’t bisexual? Grow the fuck up, have you ever even seen a woman?

[Jessica Jay @Jessica__Jay]

You remember those bicycle cops? LMAAAAO 🤣

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

Well slap my ass and call me an avocado because I cannot get this pit out of my stomach 🙃

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

Men only want one thing and it’s... well it’s something but they don’t know what it is yet

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

When Bowling for Soup said “Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24” I felt that.

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

Mother’s Day is for posting pictures of your milf moms. NOT your ugly ass babies! I wanna see Milfs and MILFS ONLY!!! 😡

[gabriel @GabrielTheDevil]

NETFLIX IS FINALLY MAKING A SERIES ABOUT GREEK AND ROMAN MYTHOLOGY IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[🦋 @ghostcheeksss]

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like pls, you making me anxious

[Only Hip Hop Facts @OnlyHipHopFacts]

Hip Hop through the eyes of Disney Animator Alex Alvarado.

[Tab @KeepTabs_OnTabb]

My thighs are having a hard time social distancing, do you think you could put your face between them? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

[$AM𖤐 @40SANDSHORTiEZ]

they always ask “how much is a g?” never “how is a g?” 😔

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Stevie. He was born with cerebellar hypoplasia. There’s no pain associated. He’s just at a higher risk of dancing in puddles. 14/10