Puff the Magic Dragon

''Lorraine, you ever have a kid that acts that way, I'll disown you.''
#ACAB

[Complex @Complex]

Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.

A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.

[🎥: via/ NOAA]

[prezoh @prezoh]

shakespearean charlie kirk be like To count or to not count gang violence , that is the qu

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I’m thinking of Bill Moro, the man who went and bowled a perfect game after watching the horrors of 9/11.

He saw that America was hurting and needed a win, so he stepped up. That’s what heroes do.

[ali ! 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadowoftheali]

people didn’t care about the jimmy olsen show until they learned a gorilla would be in it, just like how silver age comics randomly sold better whenever there was a gorilla on the cover. history is a flat circle

[Jacko B. Graphic @1928Fantasmic]

The thing that irks me the most is that Disney could use this as a marketing machine.

Need to promote Doomsday? Have RDJ guest star.

Want to start buzz for Starfighter?
Have Gosling on Pigs in Space.

The synergy machine could work overtime.

[🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹 @evenmoredan]

category is famous last words

[💌 ₊˚⊹ ꒰ 𝓜ᴏɴɪᴋᴀ .ᐟ of 𝟫𝟪𝟪𝓉𝓌𝓉 @monika988_]

OwO what’s this?
#kirkversary

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Should be legal - even mandatory - to use deadly force to defend a civilian from police murder

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish_]

rest in peace

[AEWDefender @AewDefender]

That was spooky as hell. While paying tribute to Sabu, it looked like Sabu held the chair for Lio Rush.

The world is weird. Sometimes a series of coincidences just don't add up. This was one of them.

[Adsertor @LuigiAdsertor]

"I shot Mr. Thompson" Brian Thompson was drunk and couldn't hold his balance, he tripped and fell on a bullet lying on the pavement. It is literally on tape ⬇️ WHAT THE FUCK they made my boy Luigi make false confessions for?!??

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

Evergreen

[Lenᝰ.ᐟ @lenidoptera]

#backrooms

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

This shit is electric

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @Know_Bueno]

Kids today will never know that before the internet, we sat down on Sunday nights to watch Bob Saget host TikTok on television

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896