Mike Guenther

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

Look up, not down. Or you might drown. Move towards the light, be ready to fight. Jesus make me white. Cleanse me, with your mercy. #fsdub

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

There's a new guy joinin' the game. Tired of sittin' on the bench, bein' lame. Better watch out, bub. KeeperOfTheReal is playin' #fsdub

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

How many people must fit on a couch to make it a love seat? @betsyhelow @zachmcdermott @meggplant1

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

"Estrogen is seeping through my pants" - Mark Joseph #focusproblems

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

How you feelin'? @Curtis_Beall @kamp_berg @MaggieG14 @Moetivator @shannonfaucett

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

Marathons, Mustaches, and Mexican Holidays #Carlos

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

Good news today! Bradley Cooper was named sexiest man of 2011 and the paparazzi often confuses me for him. #dothemath #visionforlife #what?

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

I wish the twitter gods would teach me how to tweet. I'll just stick to my God and welcome the struggle. @lookingup07 #visionforlife #what?

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

Someone told me that goosebumps cause the hair on your body to grow. Now knowing this, I'm keeping my head in the freezer until midnight.

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

ed fink is the man

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

Drinking Ginger Ale #myteamisalllookingatmenowexpectingmetosaysomething

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

Riding in Mike's car #inmikescar

[Mike Guenther @KeeperOfTheReal]

I ate a duck #focusislegit