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Crooked Media Parody Account. When was America Great? In the 1670s!

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How long until @realDonaldTrump splits his cabinet into two teams and asks them to solve his approval rating woes? #CelebrityAppresident

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@crookedmedia Battleground Gavelactica
House in Full Bluem
Keep the House Great
Rule the House, Make the Rules
F*ck Paul Ryan

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A gun has killed 17 of my fellow classmates. A gun has traumatized my friends. My entire school, traumatized from this tragedy. This could have been prevented. Please stfu tomi https://t.co/qNo03ZE3Ev

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes How much did you pay to keep this secret?

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@PodSaveAmerica Why does Kushner still have his security clearance?

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@realDonaldTrump If only they included your support from Russia in the polls!

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@danpfeiffer why talk about important political matters when you can recap the TV Trump watched last weekend?

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@PressSec @SenateMajLdr @POTUS Succeeded immediately by "Do as I say, not as I do."

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@danpfeiffer Which is more brilliant: VP planning to leave football game for national anthem or POTUS claiming responsibility?

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@realDonaldTrump I find it easier to laugh than cry at your incompetence

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@BarackObama love you <3

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@danpfeiffer Meanwhile DJT is active on Twitter (of course), retweeting his staff

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@SpeakerRyan Where's your statement urging the President to act? Oh, wait, I forgot you support the man because he's willing to sign "tax reform"

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@danpfeiffer Trump Jr. didn't read the memo, he just forwarded it to the president, so it's all OK

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@brianbeutler Is he trying to get water out of his ears?

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@danpfeiffer I think giving him two lollipops a day would be cheaper

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@brianklaas Returning America to 1950s levels of job growth, slowly but surely

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@realDonaldTrump Ironic that the government and entire state of WV will pay for his transition

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@seanspicer Now you know how it feels to be on the outside.

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@TVietor08 It's a new mantra: "Better than no one."

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@jonlovett In conference, trump won the popular vote