Keeping It Real

I am MISTER Kiev Grimes, I know the law! I hate Cestors! I AM KEEPING IT REAL.Check my favorites for a best of.

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Just another day, raking my garden and keeping it real with all my dogs and russian groupies.

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♪ I fought the law and the ... law won. -.-

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Photo: Take this, mother. http://t.co/7sBXRYnqpt

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Photo: I still like to let my hair down and score various chicks a night. That’s how I rolleth before and... http://t.co/OpTkSNZVkg

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I thought it was dogs and being serious that I cared about after dropping my love for the law.

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Uhm. When did I turn into a fitness-obsessed psycho-hunk?

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Too busy training my dogs and getting drunk 24/7. What did I miss?

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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my rake.

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"Yo, Yo, Yo! Aaaaaall, youuuuu; Suckah emcee’s ain’t got nothin’ on me! On my grades; On my lines. You..." http://t.co/EL4i7moA9u

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@Putzis_Nettchen And how I missed you all. What was my life without telling all of you how awesome I am and how little you all know?

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I am officially back. http://t.co/XWc2bQsiPM

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You guys got a lot of rake. http://t.co/r0DqlGe9Lc

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I was never made a fool of. By none of you crazy fools! http://t.co/qf5gXjeloE

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What would this fandom be without me? Nothing, I tell ya! http://t.co/BbQAAx3dGM

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Also, this. http://t.co/m3jzMgx5WP

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I still have the rake-underwear. http://t.co/lWIQZt4K4H

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My sense of humor has always been brilliant. http://t.co/t1xijx8Wsv Cause I also understand how "fun" works.

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Back in the days when everyone loved me. http://t.co/Nsqw5l6ISq BRING THOSE DAYS BACK.

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In case of misunderstandings: I have NEVER EVER had problems with the law!!! http://t.co/x8LcXjJW11

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Cause I've sure as hell missed ME. A bit of reminiscence. http://t.co/SIiw60b8sG