Paula Baker

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[Paula Baker @KeepingPaula]

RT @RealHughJackman: An ordinary couple. An extraordinary dream. @songsungbluemov

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

f**k it- right, give me that..

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

https://t.co/1PrMk9qL6F

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- but there’s a whole new roll behind you??
- i’m well aware of that sandra, just hand me the newspaper please…

[Paula Baker @KeepingPaula]

Hollywood Vampires 🧛🏻‍♂️ O2 London last night, amazing https://t.co/8dG6vTzi7N

[Paula Baker @KeepingPaula]

@eliistender10 Right

[Paula Baker @KeepingPaula]

@taurusismagic 💉🤗😘

[I’m Your Karma @taurusismagic]

Which one is true about you?

[Peter James @peterjamesuk]

I'm super excited to confirm that GRACE S3 will return to our screens later this month! More news on the air date HERE on Twitter soon✨

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- happy pancock day!
- i don’t think i can do this shit anymore geoff. i want out and i’m taking the boy…

[Paula Baker @KeepingPaula]

@taurusismagic ☹️🥳🤔

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- it’s nice to finally use the picnic basket. ham sarnies, celery sticks, mini babybels and lashings of ginger beer.
- you’ve never been dogging before have you barbara…?

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- prostate’s fine mr braithwaite.
- far be it from me to criticise your technique doctor, but i’ve shown more mercy when scouring my old coffee mug with a brillo pad…

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- i’m sorry, i thought sitting on your face would be a sexy thing to do.
- no problem, i guess it was just the perfect storm of that chilli con carne and your IBS…

[Paula Baker @KeepingPaula]

@MattBoughton93 @SkySportsDarts Shame!! Good game 🎯

[Paula Baker @KeepingPaula]

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[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- mummy, is the loch ness monster real?
- well sweetie, i think the monster is a bit like an orgasm. i’ve personally had first hand experience, but never when your father is around…

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

i’m sorry, i genuinely thought it was a dog shit bin…

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- what does your hamster look like?
- brown and fluffy.
- not red and runny?