YourHusbandsMistress

I’m sleeping with your husband because I’ll do the things you aren’t doing. Want to prevent him from straying? I’ve got tips, because I know what he needs.

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

You need to start putting out. #yourhusband is becoming obsessed with me and we haven’t had sex in over a month.

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

@RedTube 🎉

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

This morning #yourhusband told me “I just want to see your smile.” And I was instantly wet.

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

Yesterday I celebrated #TacoTuesday with #yourhusband he bought me tacos and he enjoyed my taco too.

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

This morning, (after fucking me for four hours straight last night) #yourhusbsnd tried to initiate with you and you didn’t respond at all. Why won’t you show him the affection he craves? Well the less you do, the more for me.

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

Tonight I’ll be spending four glorious hours fucking #yourhusband because you won’t. Tsk, tsk. If you’d only put out, he wouldn’t be spending money on me. #mistresslife

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

Lately #yourhusband has been more interested in connection emotionally. What are you not giving him he gets from me?

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

@RedTube ❤️

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

I #fucked #yourhusband for six hours on Saturday. All he wanted to do was eat my #pussy because you’re so prudish you won’t let his mouth anywhere near you. You don’t know what you’re missing

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

@fakedansavage Fucking breeders

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

@RedTube 😍

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

Guess who is leaving your Europe vacation early to come home and fuck me? That’s right, #yourhusband. Why? Because you refuse to let him enter your pussy with his cock, fingers or 👅

[RedTube @RedTube]

Retweet if you masturbate!

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

Non-stop text messages from #yourhusband about how much he misses me. Here's some advice, when you're on a two week European vacation, put out at least a few times, you dried up hag.

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

Marry a man who loves eating #oysters

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

Hey dummy, #yourhusband is sending me jerk-off videos from your #European vacation because you’re too prude to fuck him in the vacation rental you’re sharing with other people. You’ve got your own private bedroom. Don’t be such a prig.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

Guess what? #yourhusband just sent me a video of himself jerking off into a sink while on your #European vacation because you’re in a separate room snoring. Don’t be such a lazy #cow and #fuck your man.

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

Wear some heels. #yourhusband worships at my high-heeled feet. 👠👠👠👠👠 #footfetısh

[YourHusbandsMistress @Keepinghimhappy]

So #yourhusband is messaging me photos of vibrators from outside of an adult shop during your #European vacation because he loves toys and you won’t even consider it. I lost my virginity to a vibrator. Embrace #sextoys