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Good thing I saw the movie before I walked into my dorm #InfinityWar

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Should we Tweet out a Infinity War obituary?

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Finally found the box of kleenex I lost at the start of the school year - it was in my friends room next to a bottle of lotion and a pile of used tissues, looks like he's had lots of free time...

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Still so much to get done in the next few days but have had no time getting those Fortnite wins with the boys - anyone know how to efficiently write 4 reports at once over two days?

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People really need to stop saying that college kids are all alcoholics. We cant keep any of it in our dorms, let alone get it if we're minors. Plus even when we do get it its not like we go crazy every night. Sometimes it helps us study. Its a disgrace to call us alcoholics, SAD!

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Tuesday morning hangovers are the absolute worst. Especially when there's an 8:00am class you had to suffer thru.

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So 4 tests, a major lab report, a few smaller lab reports, and a bunch of homework all due either Thursday or Friday. Working on that all week will be brutal, Red Bulls and no sleep for the next few days.

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Dorm Stereotype - Whenever there's a sock on the door, my roommate brought a girl back to have sex with
Reality -

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Getting into NDSU like

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Dorm Stereotype - Everyone's mini fridge is full of cheap beer
Reality - Some of them keep a bottle of Everclear in there as well to make the cheap beer stronger

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"I'm not asleep, the cold metal is just.... very comfortable." - B

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Most important part of lecture on 4/20:
"One of the side effects of smoking the weed is late night runs to Taco Bell" - Prof

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Did anyone else cry when watching Elf?

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Prof: "What happens if you get a C in Anthropology?"
B: "Who the fuck cares"
Prof: "Exactly!"

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"Convert or be eliminated" - Prof

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Best way to fall asleep - 3 hours of Asian Bamboo Flute Music
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@aCatholicFriend https://t.co/n5qGoGk38Q

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We wish to inform you that the Ceremony And Devotion YouTube playlist hast cometh.... https://t.co/YKtPKY6CFS

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"Technically speaking, alcohol is always a solution" - Prof

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"Women are like waffles, they're great with syrup" - S