keeton

I’ve done worse she/her

[SonicFox @SonicFox]

LMAOOO I've always wanted to ratio libsoftiktok

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

wow 13 years since the lie of the century

[Clarke Tucker @clarketucker]

Yesterday the Senate passed SB43, which harms some of our most vulnerable Arkansans. It’s cruel, it’s unconstitutional, and it's about bullying — not governing. Trans Arkansans deserve better. I will continue to fight for their rights and the rights of every person in this state.

[… @Tylaa245]

my babydaddy so mad its my turn to lie and get fcked

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Learning that Paprika is just dried and crushed red bell peppers was really shocking. Like I dunno why I thought there was a Paprika tree somewhere

[keeton @KeetonLayne__]

@KyleJEngel4 Maybe before you are a school board member you should learn the difference between adjectives and contractions. How embarrassing.

[Zach Grimes @GrimisS]

@yogaACAB @cathrynlavery @lukecannon727 "I'm a bootstrapped biz founder that tweets about personal growth!"

"Hey you need help moving that couch?"

"Wow, what a weird male bonding question! I just pay people to move things for me, and so should you! I'm an adult!"

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, if an actor accidentally discharging a gun while rehearsing for a movie has you shitting bricks, wait until you hear about the teenager who asked his mommy to drive him across state lines so he could deliberately fire into a crowd of protestors

[renaissancièr @92girliesRtired]

@FriedHoney I couldn't continue the show bc those kids never respected her privacy. Like Annalise deserved better since ep1. They just invited themselves into her house at any time of the day. Like, she could be wigless in pjs and that one student would need to come talk to her face-to-face.

[María | @deepfriedhoney @FriedHoney]

How to Get Away With Murder has been over for years and I still can’t figure out why those kids and everybody else treated Annalise like a villain when all she did was try to clean up their messes

[Clarke Tucker @clarketucker]

LGBTQ Arkansans: I know this legislative session is already off to a rough start, given the offensive bill filed this week. Please know that you have allies in the Arkansas legislature. We value you for exactly who you are and will do everything we can to fight for you.

[flowrence 🍜🔥 @flowrencemusic]

@RDCworld1

[Mai ZB @hartaDePendejxs]

@abbottnocontext The aide is the worst character on that damn show

[Book Tribe @TyBooks01]

Idek if this is unpopular or not, but Melissa’s teaching assistant got to go. She’s annoying and doesn’t add to the show