Niki Mungarwadi

No, I’m not the tall dude in the picture

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

@ All Men

Pls stop mansplaining chest presses to me at the gym and leave me to do it wrong alone in peace thank u

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

Not me going into the office out of boredom

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I’m going absolutely crazy trying to convince all my coworkers to invest their 401ks and not just let it sit there 🫨

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

Petition for chipotle to change their lids

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A woman beside me on the treadmill poked me. Thinking she needed something, I took out my AirPods. She proceeded to tell me that I shouldn’t look at my phone while exercising and when I looked at her speechless and bewildered, she asked me if I understood English 💀

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

Played a Chapelle Roan song on my drive home and suddenly a girl in the car next to me fully launches half her body out the window and screams hi to me. Turns out it was Chapelle Roan 😂

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

It’s now been twice that I’ve asked a C-list celebrity to take my picture without knowing who they were

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2023 has been my year of grind 😤😤

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My therapist really be gettin on my nerves sometimes

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

The way I still remember all my elementary school friends' birthdays

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Some people love to IG stalk, I love to LinkedIn stalk

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I eat jalapeños or hot sauce with my breakfast almost every morning and then question my contacts are burning when I try to put them in 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

When your toxic trait is going full send on every new thing you introduce into your life

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@ninakimpossible @MelodyDerloshon Ahhh you’re so cool Nina!!! 🤩🤩🤩

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

I cannot fathom the fact that Bella Hadid and I are the same age

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Thank god Tik Tok is banned in India so I won’t get any #HouseOfTheDragon spoilers

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

Lying to Uber drivers should be a new sport

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Idc what anyone says, the soundtrack from Camp Rock and Victorious still slaps

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

There’s nothing more embarrassing than being the last 2 people to exit the Zoom meeting

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me: I’ve always loved reading

my mom: yes when you were a child we had to ground you from books because being sent to your room just made you happy

me: ???????????????????!!!!!!!!?????

[Niki Mungarwadi @KeetzTheBeats]

Gaslight your friends into being your therapists