Outlaw Keffals (1884)

Yee haw, I dun stole the neighbors catboys

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@keffals Back in my day (1884), if ya called a woman a tranny, she'd kill ya and a reckon it was justice

The sheriff who dun come after me for rustling all them yummy little catboys was a transgender

My only problem with her, I reckon, is that she shot me 7 times, killing me

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

The catboys (of 1884) have dun succeeded in breakin' free from their pen.
The girl type catboy that got into the damn estrogen bit my damn arm off
I ain't ever messin' with no women again.

And them non-binary catboys happen to be real damn aggressive

Boy type catboys only

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

Pardon me fer bein gone so long, pardners. I dun had a crisis and had to re-rustle all em catboys (in 1884)

One of em got away in the woods so I dun lassoed it and took it home

Yee haw

One of em got into the estrogen er som'thin

Got a girl type catboy now

Still rustled 'er

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

I reckon I ain't never heard uh no dinosaur before today. They ain't existed yet in 1884 (1884), but if they did, I would done purchased one or rustled it

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@keffals Back in my day (1884), if ya called a woman a tranny, she'd kill ya and a reckon it was justice

The sheriff who dun come after me for rustling all them yummy little catboys was a transgender

My only problem with her, I reckon, is that she shot me 7 times, killing me

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@catboyranch Yeee haw, it's rustlin' time

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

I reckon I ain't never heard uh no dinosaur before today. They ain't existed yet in 1884 (1884), but if they did, I would done purchased one or rustled it

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@keffals Yee haw, ain't no situation too hard for a Keffal, pardner

Exceptin' the dust storm that killed ma' family and the transgendered lady sherif who dun kilt me for rustlin them juicy catboys, I reckon.
(In 1884)

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@FemboyCEO Back in my day (1884), we dun this to them catboys

Not them Europe ones tho
Thems got sent to mines

Where they was free rustlin' for me, yee haw!

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@GenerationZMeme

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

Meant to say she

This dang doohicky with dem beeps n boops

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

I dun sucked Calamity Jane's big ol penis and hot damn can that dick squirt

Whoooo weeee sbe lasso'd me gud

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@MagaKeffals Dang! Thems are the weirdest birds I ever dun seed
I outta empty my six shooter in em
I 'on't trus em

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@GymRatKeffals Hot dang tootin
I did not know women came in lime flavor
Yee haw I wanna lasso her suuueehhh weee

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@cyborg_gay Yea, ya get a pardner pass

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@cyborg_gay That dun be our word. Y'all can say pardna.

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@MagaKeffals Back in my day (1884), beatin' your spouse was a unisex deal. Dun builds character. How ya gonna work out in the ranch and handle them tasks unless ya both have a tolerance to diamondback snake venom? Yee haww

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@SwedishFemboy You dun look like the femboy who created a dust storm that dun killed my family and turned me gay (in 1884)

[Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884]

@keffals Contrapoints ain't existed in my time (1884).
Was a better time, darn tootin
Till I got got for catboy rustlin

[keffals @keffals]

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