Kevin Carges

Super Monkey Ball. Craisins. Cuba Gooding Jr?

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

Interviewer: Sir, Do you have any special talents?
Me: Hand me any tap water and I'll tell you what sink it came from in your house.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Might as well go to the hardware store and buy a dowel. Bamboo in a perfect stick contest…fucking joke is what it is

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

Second time this week I bought a Gatorade zero by accident fml

[noah❦(beanlette) @beanlette_]

no fucking way

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

Pick one

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

What was the last thing u thought about

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

What was the last thing u thought about

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

After 1,273 days, @Mtrubisky10 is making Aidan's dreams come true one @Gatorade at a time. 🙌

#TrubiskyGatoradeChug | #BillsMafia

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

Since it’s draft season what r u picking?

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

@AlextheGrant Nerds rope, sour patch kids, sour punch straws, Swedish fish, haribo sour bears, sour s’ghetti

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Dawson Knox. Micah Hyde.

Super Wild Card mic’d up dropping soon. 👀

@GEICO | #BillsMafia

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

Don’t let the fame change me

[Hoopztarot🔮 @Hoopztarot]

Tik tok so messy😭😭

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

I would love to drink a cold cruiser or two with this fella

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

still thinking about how the lady in a burger king hat, 3 wine coolers deep, was about 4 inches from being in concussion protocol this morning

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

Best dude around

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

It’s always a good time with Ras around 🙌

[James Wrobel @James_Wrobel]

My neighbor in arcade is an amazing method actor…he became a farmer for 30 years just to prepare for this role

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

@aliendawgz Just use an oven. U can’t replace medieval times

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

You only get to keep 1

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

Hell no 😭😭

[greg @greg16676935420]

If someone offered you $10,000 to eat all of this for breakfast in one sitting, could you do it?

[Kevin Carges @KeffingCarpets]

just restarted my phone lol