Kyah Culp

Mom of two girls, 8 and 6, and a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Lover of Diet Coke and reality TV.

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At a country club in Indiana …
Is that an oxymoron?
#swimmeet #swimmom

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I got two compliments on my hair today. From boys. In kindergarten. Still counts.

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Movie night with the girls. Spent an embarrassing amount of time searching “cakepop demon hunters.”
#KpopDemomHunters

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It is so humid that all the pictures I’ve hung up with command strips have fallen off the wall. I wish I were joking.
#michigansummer #whyisitsohumid

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Met a mom at the park who told me she wasn’t leaving until her kids were tired enough to go to bed. Which was the exact reason we were there.

#whendoesschoolstartagain #omgjustgotosleep

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Have not been to the beach all summer… still somehow sand in my pool bag 🤦‍♀️
#beachtown #ihatesand

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I’ve officially reached the point of summer when I’m ready for summer to be done.
#Whendoesschoolstartagain

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Needed to get my five year old’s attention - started talking to another adult.

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“No matter what you do in life, you could be Mona Lisa, and people are going to say something.” -Jax Taylor

That is a thinker 🤔

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There is nothing sweeter or more kind than when a kid gives you one of their stickers. It melts my heart every time.

#toddlermom #toddler #lifewithtoddlers

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Asked my 4-year-old if she's excited for a bday party this weekend.

She very matter-of-factly told me yes. Because the birthday girl can whistle.

I've been undervaluing whistling.

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For as many books as I own about Plato, you would think I’d know more about Plato… and how to get that god-awful substance out of my rugs.

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Paring down our book collection. Wondering how many Gulag books are too many Gulag books?

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Things I found today in the freezer:
- balls (multiple) of Play-Doh
- sprinkles mixed with water to create a strange science concoction
- a bottle of Elmers glue
- a Barbie with now frozen hair

#lifewitha4yearold #4yearold #toddlermom

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Brb… spending my 15,000 McDonalds points

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My girls are definitely going to grow up to be scientists… or whatever you call the people who mix all the different food coloring colors together.

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I’m so glad studies keep finding Play-Do is an educational, hands-on learning tool for kids and not a toxic, rug-destroying substance that should immediately be thrown in the garbage.

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A solar eclipse is rare. -me
So are purple houses. -4 yo
#Thingskidssay #Eclipse2024

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Awww, Go Noodles! ❤️❤️

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This is Noodles. He had brain surgery earlier this year, and today, he returned to his favorite park. 14/10 nothing stops Noodles

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"@washingtonpost: A robotic penguin chick is doing undercover work in Antarctica http://t.co/jKnBIUrTWP" awww!