🇺🇦🇵🇸Hegseth’s KegDeath 🇱🇧🏳️‍⚧️

he/him, 2 broads goin at it because of their typical drama filled lives. its worse, its gonna get better

[Anal Roberts @buttholemuseum]

This is like when Jenna Maroney found out that she was reading for the part of the washed up mom and not the hot young daughter

[Ea-nasir, Secretary of Commerce🌺 @Thuggin1t0ut]

I thank god everyday for putting me on this green earth so that I can watch people say the most hilarious stupid shit ever

[ілон макс іді нахуй🎀 @nanamicant]

I get both🙂‍↕️

[Debbie Dingell Stan🇺🇦🇵🇸🇱🇧🇬🇪 @AustinHoney30]

Never forget how the right reacted to this

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die

[prestonnn @kyoujistattoo]

love you too mom 👍

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

for a brief second genuinely thought I missed some MASSIVE news

[Martin @urnitrousdrfggt]

My dad keeps stealing my cigarettes so I think Im gonna put a pack of menthols in the reg pack to fuck with him

[latke @latkedelrey]

when tony soprano said what the fuck am i a toxic person

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

All of the worst impulses of the Trump presidency on full display. No plan or strategy, everything reactive, arbitrary, & maximally invasive

Anthropic is just repeatedly being singled out for ratfucking because they have insufficiently bent the knee

[SR(X)K Nephew @KELVlN_FILTER]

Saw in the replies that this guy has never seen Mad Men.

Pete Campbell? He thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but he arrived at it independently.

[Fredoxie @Fredoxie_]

Americans getting lit over beating Paraguay while being 0 ping😭

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

have they told clavicular that estrogen makes you look younger and gives you better skin

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

just saying shit

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

At first I felt bad about calling that woman a fat ugly slut, but thankfully it turns out her old high school friend shared a pizza with a roommate whose uncle's coworker once had a layover in Israel.

[۟ @islandderss]

Hitting my vape for breakfast then wondering why I feel nauseous

[멍멍🔞 @_gangaji_]

Thinking about how 8 years ago I used to work at a Jewish delicatessen and one day when I answered a phone call, the caller goes“the holocaust wasn’t real” and some other antisemitic shit and the only thing I could say was “uhm I’m Korean” and he just hung up